The Hills

[rt1ky]

Heidi's a fool. According to the article, she's still with Spencer, so seeing him on film didn't wake her up. I won't be buying her album. One more pop tart tramp in the music biz.

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[estella_nyc]

Originally Posted by Lois Lane

I guess he's as much of a tool as his good pal Spencer.

Brody Jenner Tried to Get Nicole Richie to Eat | Brody Jenner : People.com

Brody Jenner Tried to Get Nicole Richie to Eat
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 20, 2007 09:25 AM EST

By Stephen M. Silverman

What was at the heart of the long-gone relationship between Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner? He was trying to get her to eat.

In a dialogue exchange that is part of a profile of Jenner in the March issue of Details, Spencer Pratt, described as Jenner's "manager- slash- publicist-slash- agent-slash-stylist" says to Jenner, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."

The plan, which was devised last August (just when Jenner and Richie did begin dating), was actually part of Jenner's scheme to ride Richie's coattails and become a more familiar name himself – which, as Details points out, proved successful, because here it is interviewing him.

A week after Jenner and Richie split in October, Jenner forged a relationship with The Hills costar Lauren Conrad. (That ended quickly, too.)

"Basically," says Jenner, 23, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills."

He's also extended his reach beyond the show. "Let's see where Lindsay's at, get her up in here," Jenner is quoted as saying as he text-messages Lohan, though the two are merely described as "just friends."

Even so, Lohan texted back and eventually shows up to meet Jenner at Hyde.

Not that all this scheming and schmoozing doesn't leave Jenner time to be introspective. "This whole scene, this whole town – it's so fake," he says. "It's like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it's real, but it's not."

And the future? "I wanna meet a girl who has nothing to do with L.A., a nice, normal, real girl."

Then he adds, "Actually, you now, that's gonna be a component of our new MTV show – me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras."

WWWOOOOOOWWWW.... I don't know why I'm surprised, but Jesus- Spencer and Brodie are terrible people.

[ejerzeygirl]

Originally Posted by estella_nyc

I figured out why Spencer annoys me so much, besides being a douche bag- he talks like Matthew McConaughey, in that half-stoned/half-slow drawl. I don't mind slow drawls- Lord knows I've got one, too, being from N. Cackalacky and all. But I hate this particular kind of drawl... it's like he's trying to sound cool.... Matthew McConaughey gets away with it because he's cute, but Spencer is just ugly. And an *ss.

I think spencer is ugly as hell too ...i don't know what any of these girls see in him..he reminds me of the guy with the blond hair in bill and teds excellent adventure

[ejerzeygirl]

Originally Posted by Amy Lee

Audrina got on the show because of Heidi, they met and heidi liked her so she asked if the former could be a part of the cast. Heidi does have some thing to be jealous of Audri about, the latter is a very beautiful girl.

she is too skinny i keep wanting to give her a burger..but that is what white america is into..i still cant figure out what makes boney sexy ilk

[ejerzeygirl]

Originally Posted by gamer83

Come on now. How many people, especially hot party chicks, do you know who wait until they are 21 to start going to clubs? I had a fake ID back when I was 19. For novelty purposes only of course......

but you would think because they are on TV they wouldn't get away with it..i mean if a regular person is in a club underage they will shut the place down and loose there LQ license..I hate rich people..it just shows how life is handed to them..just one day I would like to see lauren and heidi lost in the hood..REALITY CHECK

[Amy Lee]

Heidi is a moron, nothing new. The way down is a tough one though, im sure she wont enjoy it. I hope lauren reads the article and gets a clue because she still considers him a 'friend'. I put it in quotes because he's no friend.

[smileystar78]

I can't believe that Brody and his troll sidekick think that anyone wants to watch a reality show for them. They are on the periphery of The Hills and that is quite how I prefer it. If they got their own show it would be cancelled faster than Spencer can come with an excuse for hitting on his next playmate.

[Mrs Cwebb]

What I find more hilarious is he's admitting to being a fake famewhore. Honestly, who actually admits, "Yeah I'll do anything to get on camera coz I'm desperate for attention?" However, I can't believe MTV might be considering a show with him! Seriously, the last thing I want to see is more Brody & Spencer, its not like they were that interesting to begin with. Its all about the girls on these shows like The Hills & Laguna Beach.

[smileystar78]

I didn't see this posted, so here's a Details article with Brody and troll-face: men.style.com/details/features/landing?id=content_5346"

The intro:

Brody Jenner knows the look. It hijacks the face of his best friend, Spencer Pratt, whenever Pratt is scheming to “build the brand of Brody.” First comes the manic twitch of the jaw, then there’s the feral lip snarl, and finally the frosty eyes that lock in on you, lit up with visions of red carpets, autograph seekers, and bulimic blondes lounging poolside. What comes out of Pratt’s mouth next is bound to be the kind of unhinged logic that he specializes in as Jenner’s “manager-slash-publicist-slash-agent- slash-stylist.”

Pratt: “Do you trust me?”

Jenner: “Of course I trust you.”

Pratt: “All right, then here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. "

[Lois Lane]

Originally Posted by smileystar78

I didn't see this posted, so here's a Details article with Brody and troll-face: men.style.com/details/features/landing?id=content_5346"

The intro:

I actually already posted that (#270). Hey, great minds think alike! Actually I just posted the story about the story. I don't know if I can stomach reading any more about either of them.