Fansofrealitytv.com – Yoda and Trump may seem like strange bedfellows, but no. Spooning the 800-year-old, small, greenish, creature is actually a favorite pastime of Trump’s. "I love amorously rubbing that guy’s wrinkly, outer texture," - Trump doesn't say. Which is why it comes as no surprise when this Thursday, the November 10th episode of a “very special Apprentice” will feature Trump and the Star Wars DVD collection becoming “as one”. (And yes, that’s as smarmy as it sounds). That’s right, you’re about to see a lot of Trump-on-Yoda-on-Jar-Jar *tsss* “action”. *cue tribal drumbeats* Annnnd a challenge that has both teams creating an in-store, interactive retail display featuring the "Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith," DVD as well as the video game, "Star Wars Battlefront II." It’s rad, my fellow geekatroids. Ask Chewy. Who’s totally ho’d (in an embarrassing-to-all-Wookies-way) on all upcoming commercials promoting this episode.
Pimping something other than his own products/amazing golf courses/water (Ice, ice, baby) seems like a stretch, but not when you consider the fact that Trump and Lucas have something extremely vital in common, notably: a ginormous, Sta-puft marshmallow-man sized ego. (FYI: That’s Yuge. <--In “Trumpspeak” ™) And Trump is completely willing to accept bling bling from any company/any thing, including soft drinks, sporting goods, and perhaps later in this season: suppositories. (Sorry. Not really.) Hey, if it pays, it pays. <--overheard by Trump frequently.
Very obviously, each team will have total power and god-like domination over a crazy-stupid amount of graphic designers and structural support engineers, all to be later judged by the high court of LucasArts Entertainment at the Best Buy stores each team’s displays will
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Bill Rancic will make another non-historic return this week, when he replaces George with another Trump sycophant, i.e. - himself. (Note: Bill joined the “Trump Toadies” cheer squad in 2004).
Stay tuned to see if any of the season 4 contestants can out-R2D2 the blonde finale contestant: Jennifer M. of season 2, who adeptly adopted the wide range of emotional expressions usually afforded the small, chirping robot. This season has at least one contender: Rebecca, who is already seen sporting one, bionic body part. (Not that one, sickos.) Will her team win? Will it? Tune in on Thursday, November 10th, at 9:00 p.m. Eastern.