remember, these are emailed in.
some drew a from me:
Top Ten Ways They're Making The Academy Awards More Fun To Watch
10. Free botox injections to the first 100 actresses
9. Instead of seat-fillers, giant pinadas
8. Winners who talk past 40 seconds are tasered
7. Oprah comes onstage and gives everyone cars
6. Dan Rather comes out and reads who won, only to be told later he was lying
5. Watch it in reverse and learn what plans Satan has for Hollywood
4. The nominees meet in a boardroom where, after some debate, Donald Trump chooses the winners
3. Clint Eastwood injects steroids into Morgan Freeman's ass
2. New category: Best Actor in a Paris Hilton Sex Tape
1. Change the name of the show to "CSI: Oscars"