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    The First Annual FORTy Awards - Results

    Well, everyone, that time you all have been anxiously awaiting has finally arrived. The votes have been tablulated, and the results of the First Annual FORTy Awards are in! Now, we didn't have any sort of red carpet ceremony with Joan and Melissa Rivers serving as commentators, but it was a lot of fun. Speaking on behalf of all the FORT admins and mods, I want to thank everyone who voted. We had a great response, and we hope to make this an annual event. Who knows…maybe we can get Joan and Melissa for next year's FORTies!

    When all the votes were counted, there were some very close races as well as some runaway winners. There were also even a couple of ties. If you see that not all the totals add up to a perfect 100%, that is due to rounding. Anyway, enough rambling…let's get to the results, shall we?

    FAVORITE MALE REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANT
    Ken Duphiney (TAR3) - 20.79%
    Gerard Duphiney (TAR3) - 19.66%
    Ozzy Osbourne (The Osbournes) - 19.10%
    Ken Stafford (Survivor: Thailand) - 16.85%
    Aaron Buerge (The Bachelor 2) - 12.92%
    Justin Guarini (American Idol) - 10.67%

    FAVORITE FEMALE REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANT
    Jill Aquilino (TAR3) - 39.55%
    Kelly Clarkson (American Idol) - 19.21%
    Sharon Osbourne (The Osbournes) - 16.95%
    Brooke (The Bachelor 2) - 11.30%
    Amy Crews (Big Brother 3) - 9.60%
    Kelly Osbourne (The Osbournes) - 3.39%

    LEAST FAVORITE MALE REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANT
    Clay Jordan (Survivor: Thailand) - 32.20%
    Ian Pollack (TAR3) - 18.64%
    Robb Zbacnik (Survivor: Thailand) - 16.95%
    Marcellas Reynolds (Big Brother 3) - 11.30%
    Aaron Goldschmidt (TAR3) - 10.73%
    Aaron Buerge (The Bachelor 2) - 10.17%

    LEAST FAVORITE FEMALE REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANT
    Flo Pesenti (TAR3) - 36.87%
    Ghandia Johnson (Survivor: Thailand) - 32.40%
    Christi (The Bachelor 2) - 11.17%
    Chiara Berti (Big Brother 3) - 9.50%
    Rebekah (Bachelorettes in Alaska) - 6.15%
    Danielle Reyes (Big Brother 3) - 3.91%

    BEST LOOKING MALE REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANT
    Derek Riker (TAR3) - 28.65%
    Ken Stafford (Survivor: Thailand) - 25.15%
    Aaron Buerge (The Bachelor 2) - 18.71%
    Roddy Mancuso (Big Brother 3) - 9.94%
    Jason Guy (Big Brother 3) - 9.36%
    Jeff Byers (Combat Missions) - 8.19%

    BEST LOOKING FEMALE REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANT
    Jill Aquilino (TAR3) - 29.94%
    Tanya Vance (Survivor: Thailand) - 26.35%
    Heather (The Mole 2) - 14.37%
    Christina Christian (American Idol) - 13.77%
    Tamyra Gray (American Idol) - 11.98%
    Tonya Paoni (Big Brother 3) - 3.59%

    MOST ANNOYING REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANT
    Flo Pesenti (TAR3) - 48.55%
    Ghandia Johnson (Survivor: Thailand) - 19.08%
    Ian Pollack (TAR3) - 13.29%
    Marcellas Reynolds (Big Brother 3) - 8.09%
    Amy Crews (Big Brother 3) - 6.94%
    Katie (The Mole 2) - 4.05%

    PARTICIPANT(S) THAT PLAYED BETTER THAN EXPECTED
    Teri/Ian (TAR3) - 41.48%
    Nikki McKibbin (American Idol) - 18.18%
    Jan Gentry (Survivor: Thailand) - 17.05%
    Lisa Donoghue (Big Brother 3) - 9.66%
    Ken/Gerard (TAR3) - 7.95%
    Clay Jordan (Survivor: Thailand) - 5.68%

    PARTICIPANT(S) THAT DIDN"T PLAY AS WELL AS THEY SHOULD HAVE
    Jed Hildebrand (Survivor: Thailand) - 24.85%
    Damon/André (TAR3) - 23.67%
    Tanya Vance (Survivor: Thailand) - 21.89%
    Tamyra Gray (American Idol) - 14.79%
    Dennis/Andrew (TAR3) - 8.28%
    Christina Christian (American Idol) - 6.51%

    MOST DESERVING WINNER(S)
    Kelly Clarkson (American Idol) - 34.86%
    Brian Heidik (Survivor: Thailand) - 21.14%
    Dorothy (The Mole 2) - 13.71%
    Lisa Donoghue (Big Brother 3) - 13.14%
    Flo/Zach (TAR3) - 11.43%
    Helene (The Bachelor 2) - 5.71%

    LEAST DESERVING WINNER(S)
    Flo/Zach (TAR3) - 47.43%
    Brian Heidik (Survivor: Thailand) - 22.29%
    Helene (The Bachelor 2) - 10.86%
    Lisa Donoghue (Big Brother 3) - 8.00%
    Kelly Clarkson (American Idol) - 6.29%
    Dorothy (The Mole 2) - 5.14%

    BEST MOMENT
    Heather/Eve falling out of the donkey cart (TAR3) - 27.43%
    Kelly Clarkson winning "American Idol" (American Idol) - 23.43%
    Helen's speech at the final Tribal Council (Survivor: Thailand) - 23.43%
    The whole Ghandia/Ted brouhaha (Survivor: Thailand) - 9.14%
    Jason leaving Rebekah high and dry (Bachelorettes in Alaska) - 8.57%
    Jan and the baby bat (Survivor: Thailand) - 8.00%

    WORST CLOTHING
    The flower/peanut butter bikinis (Big Brother 3) - 23.86%
    Ian's hat (TAR3) - 19.32%
    Anything Ryan Starr wore (American Idol) - 17.61%
    Jan's overalls (Survivor: Thailand) - 15.91%
    Derek/Drew's "picnic tablecloth" shirts (TAR3) - 14.77%
    Clay's hat (Survivor: Thailand) - 8.52%

    THE "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND" AWARD
    Aaron/Arianne (TAR3) - 35.09%
    Clay Jordan (Survivor: Thailand) - 23.39%
    Danielle Reyes (Big Brother 3) - 19.88%
    Marcellas Reynolds (Big Brother 3) - 11.70%
    John Raymond (Survivor: Thailand) - 6.43%
    Josh Feinberg (Big Brother 3) - 3.51%

    WORST HAIR
    Zach Behr (TAR3) - 28.74%
    Robb Zbacnik (Survivor: Thailand) - 20.11%
    Ghandia Johnson (Survivor: Thailand) - 17.24%
    Jan Gentry (Survivor: Thailand) - 14.37%
    Amy Crews' cornrows (Big Brother 3) - 10.34%
    Jason Guy's new 'do (Big Brother 3) - 9.20%

    WHINIEST
    Flo Pesenti (TAR3) - 61.02%
    Texas Heather (The Bachelor 2) - 16.38%
    Marcellas Reynolds (Big Brother 3) - 12.43%
    Amy Crews (Big Brother 3) - 3.95%
    Aaron Goldschmidt (TAR3) - 3.95%
    Heather Mahar (TAR3) - 2.26%

    WHO WOULD BE THE HARDEST TO LIVE WITH?
    Flo Pesenti (TAR3) - 38.42%
    Ian Pollack (TAR3) - 18.64%
    Ghandia Johnson (Survivor: Thailand) - 16.38%
    Marcellas Reynolds (Big Brother 3) - 9.60%
    Amy Crews (Big Brother 3) 9.04%
    Helene (The Bachelor 2) - 7.91%

    FAVORITE REALITY SHOW
    The Amazing Race 3 - 42.78%
    Survivor: Thailand - 16.11%
    The Bachelor 2 - 10.56%
    The Mole 2 - 10.00%
    Big Brother 3 - 6.67%
    The Osbournes - 6.67%
    American Idol - 6.67%
    Fear Factor - 0.56%

    LEAST FAVORITE REALITY SHOW
    Fear Factor - 23.03%
    The Osbournes - 22.47%
    The Bachelor 2 - 12.92%
    American Idol - 12.92%
    Big Brother 3 - 10.11%
    The Amazing Race 3 - 6.74%
    Survivor: Thailand - 6.18%
    The Mole 2 - 5.62%

    FAVORITE REALITY SHOW HOST
    Jeff Probst (Survivor: Thailand) - 38.29%
    Phil Keoghan (TAR3) - 24.57%
    Anderson Cooper (The Mole 2) - 18.86%
    Joe Rogan (Fear Factor) - 8.57%
    Julie Chen (Big Brother 3) - 4.57%
    Ryan Seacrest (American Idol) - 4.00%
    Brian Dunkleman (American Idol) - 1.14%

    LEAST FAVORITE REALITY SHOW HOST
    Brian Dunkleman (American Idol) - 30.99%
    Julie Chen (Big Brother 3) - 23.39%
    Joe Rogan (Fear Factor) - 16.37%
    Ryan Seacrest (American Idol) - 11.70%
    Jeff Probst (Survivor: Thailand) - 16.11%
    Phil Keoghan (TAR3) - 5.85%
    Anderson Cooper (The Mole 2) - 2.34%

    BEST REALITY SHOW NOBODY WATCHED
    EcoChallenge - 34.21%
    Combat Missions - 25.00%
    Frontier House - 21.05%
    No Boundaries - 19.74%

    BEST SHOW OF SKIN
    Derek/Drew at the Singapore Zoo (TAR3) - 28.16%
    Erin Collins in her bikini (Survivor: Thailand) - 20.69%
    Roddy Mancuso sunbathing/working out (Big Brother 3) - 17.82%
    Ken Stafford getting covered in body paints (Survivor: Thailand) - 15.52%
    Aaron Buerge in the hot tub (The Bachelor 2) - 13.79%
    Jeff Byers in the shower (Combat Missions) - 4.02%

    WORST SHOW OF SKIN
    Ghandia Johnson walking nude on the beach (Survivor: Thailand) - 39.55%
    Ian/Teri at the Singapore Zoo (TAR3) - 27.12%
    Jan Gentry in her bikini (Survivor: Thailand) - 13.56%
    Texas Heather sitting on Aaron's lap (The Bachelor 2) - 10.73%
    Gerry Lancaster in a toga (Big Brother 3) - 6.78%
    Rebekah's backless dress (Bachelorettes in Alaska) - 2.26%

    Well, that's it for now. We'll see you again next time for the Second Annual FORTy Awards!
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    We have also decided to hand out some honorary awards for the past season.


    The Sally Field, "you like me, you really like me" Award.

    Presented to Marcellas Reynolds for failure to correctly interpret his fellow houseguests feelings.

    So confident was he that he had won over his teamates with his own brand of charm, wicked, bitchy come-backs and fastidious germ removal, Marcellas really believed that he would still be safe even when not using the Golden Power of Veto to save himself.

    He was wrong.

    The "Sir Edmund Hillary" Award.

    Presented to Ted Rodgers Jr for getting all up on Ghandia.

    Dazed and half asleep Ted mistook Ghandia for his wife and climbed her, because she was there.


    The "Richard Kimble" Award for successful evasion of capture.

    He ranked right up there with "piss" when it came to demanding the attention of "Banana Cop Ken".
    Round the clock surveillance, twenty reels of caution tape and a crack team of Army snipers could not have kept Magilla from the Chuay Jai supplies.

    At seasons end he was still at large.

    Despite losing the $500,000 prize and what was left of her dignity, it was a banner year for Big Brother 3 contestants Chiara Berti as she walked away with two FORT awards: The "Mary-Lou Retton" Award for contestant most likey to be found doing a split and the "Mike "Mike Boogie" Malin"award for being this seasons contestant having knowledge (interpret as you will) of Mike "Boogie" Malin.

    A bitter Roddy Mancuso can at least draw comfort form the fact his on screen assocaiation with Chiara wins him the "Hugh Grant Award".

    The "Vern Troyer" Award

    Goes to Brian Heidik for his creation of Clay Jordan, a one eighth replica of himself.


    Amorous drunk, sloppy drunk, noisy drunk, bitter drunk, emotional drunk, Amy Crews ran the gammut and for this she is the obvious recipient of this seasons "Nick Nolte" Award.


    The "Charlton Heston" Award for references to firearms goes to Helen Glover of Survivor Thailand.
    Her chance for double glory was cruelly snatched away when it was announced that Rosie O'Donnell would not be hosting the reunion show, thereby rendering her certain "Tom Selleck" award void for this season.

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    FAVORITE MALE REALITY SHOW PARTICIPANT
    Ken Duphiney (TAR3) - 20.79%
    Gerard Duphiney (TAR3) - 19.66%
    That's an excellent result imo.
    I really liked both of them and it was difficult to choose between the two.
    To have them end up as one and two in such a close vote is great
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    WORST CLOTHING
    The flower/peanut butter bikinis (Big Brother 3) - 23.86%
    I would have thought the guys would have made sure this didn't win top honours here
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Excellent, although surprising in some categories! Great job tabulating all of those results, Lobeck!

    And thanks to all of you who voted!!!

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    I have to say, I'm surprised by the Favorite Reality Show (that TAR had such a huge lead), the Least Favorite Reality Show (Fear Factor, hmmm), and the Favorite and Least Favorite hosts.

    Overall, I would say the voters did every single category justice.

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    Originally posted by fluff
    That's an excellent result imo.
    I really liked both of them and it was difficult to choose between the two.
    To have them end up as one and two in such a close vote is great
    FWIW, Fluff, I can tell you now that Gerard had a pretty big lead over the rest of the field for most of the voting. However, over the last few days, there was a great deal of support that came in for Ken, causing him to pass his brother.

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    Originally posted by John
    I have to say, I'm surprised by the Favorite Reality Show (that TAR had such a huge lead), the Least Favorite Reality Show (Fear Factor, hmmm), and the Favorite and Least Favorite hosts.

    Overall, I would say the voters did every single category justice.
    TAR's margin of victory surprised me, too, John. But, after about the third or fourth day of voting, it took the lead from Survivor: Thailand and never looked back. The Least Favorite Show was one of the closer ones all along, with the "leader" flip-flopping several times. As for Favorite Host, I guess I'm not all that surprised w/ the result. I did think it would be a bit closer, though. As for Least Favorite Host, I think the right person won(?) that one. As much of an AI fan as I am, Brian Dunkleman was absolutely horrid.

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    LEAST FAVORITE REALITY SHOW
    Fear Factor - 23.03%
    The Osbournes - 22.47%
    Oh geez, it's all my fault

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