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    12/6 Episode Preview: The Swan 2

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    Sylvia C.
    Age: 28
    Hometown: Chicago, IL
    Account Executive

    Sylvia Cruz is an incredibly positive 28 year old woman. She is in love with her boyfriend Michael but is unable to be intimate with him due to her "trust issues". Sylvia is still reeling from the failure of her marriage and the departure of her father from her life at a very young age. She struggles with her diet, which is rich in latin foods, and her compunction for desserts. Sylvia was called "Dumbo" her whole life because of her extraordinarily large ears. She has come to the Swan program in hopes of changing from the inside out.


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    Marsha M.
    Age: 22
    Hometown: Pickens, SC
    Work/Study

    Marsha is a 22 year old college student. She's a painfully shy woman who feels invisible. Because of her social phobias, she meets potential dates online and such meetings led to her being date raped. She has severe facial hair and needs overall feminization.
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texicana
    [IMG]images/img/sylvia279_72.jpg[/IMG]
    Sylvia C.
    Age: 28
    Hometown: Chicago, IL
    Account Executive

    Sylvia was called "Dumbo" her whole life because of her extraordinarily large ears.
    You know I didn't notice the ears right off because I guess I look for inner beauty first and well, ......oh who am I kidding. The reason why I didn't notice her ears was because I was distracted by those humongously large eagle wings attached to her cranium!! Man, those are some colossally monumental listening devices she has and to top it off she lives in the Windy City Somebody tell me the girl doesn't really live in the windy city with those things 'cuz the girl probably takes flight everytime a strong gust of wind comes off the lake. An account executive the girl ought to go into corporate espionage with those things. Sylvia Hears a Who.
    Other then that I think she's kinda a cute


    Oh, man if I continue my children are going to come out looking like Kermit the Frog and smelling like that skunk Pepe .......hey!!!!!

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    Sylvia Hears a Who

    think they'll give her a massive boob job to compensate for the ear size?
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    Lets see what AJane has to say. Betting she says ......YEAH.

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    I'm sorry, I cannot give a rational response at this time as I am reeling from the spectacle of Dum- - er, Sylvia's ears.
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
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    My first thought was -wonder why she doesn't wear her hair down. Then I realized that probably wouldn't work either. It would just part over the.. ah EARS! Poor grl. I'm anxious for her to get that taken care of.

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    Do they really have surgery to minimize ear size? I know you can pin them back
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    Pin them back? That would be akin to clipping her wings.

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    I feel so bad about laughing at what everyone has written about this poor young lady,but I can't help it
    (h)EARS looking at you kid.

    I feel so bad for writing that,but apparently not bad enough to delete it. I'm anxious for to get that taken care of too.
    Last edited by fit_chick5; 12-02-2004 at 12:55 PM.

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