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    Great recap, Texi!

    I missed the show, but that might be a good thing since looking at the "after" pictures. Whoa nelly, I'm wondering how Erica just doesn't topple forward. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. I'm joking!!!
    Ludicrous speed!

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    Thanks Manny and Char, and everyone else! Weebles
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    On Christina: It's Hedwig!
    You took the words right outa my mouth, Snowy.

    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
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    hm you'd think with all of the magic at their fingertips they could have made Christina look mildly feminine??
    I laughed so frikking hard at the pinata reference Texie great job!
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    Great job, Texie! Many great lines have already been quoted, and anyway I found the whole thing amusing.
    It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins

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    Well done Texie , You crack me up.
    Hey there is a pornstar called Erica moore , looks like that is where they got the ideas from. A pity really as she was a really pretty girl beforehand.

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    Great job texi! I like this show and your recap was great!
    You got to cry without weeping. Talk without speaking. Scream without raising your voice.- U2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texicana

    Dearest Amanda,
    Please, you misunderstand me---I'm not a stalker, really! I asked for that bikini photo only in the interest of my work. I'm a member of the press now. I know you've read my recaps, my little chickadee, and


    She ruins it all by talking, though, so let's move along to this week's vanity victims.

    I'm not sure she has the glass eye to complete the illusion, though.

    Why it's almost a Tricia Yearwood song!

    She's got killer legs, but points out embarrassing and nonexistent saddlebags that prevent her from wearing a bathing suit.

    She claims she wants the program to teach her daughter about self esteem. Somehow, I think the lesson will be lost on the kid.

    What's he gonna do, replace it with the internationally recognized yellow smiley face?

    GOOD! Someone finally turns down a procedure. My attempt at a backflip in celebration is premature, as she caves in after a chat with her parents. She really is a Momma's girl. Out goes the decay and in goes the Chiclets.

    Dr. Dubrow rains on her parade by telling her that her nose needs plenty of reconstruction, much like Atlanta did after the Civil War.

    She won't budge. Neither will her chest, after all is said and done.

    Welcome to the Ta-Ta Tribe

    The purpose of the white accent is to emphasize her ginormous rack.

    Pinata Zenyatta Mondatta

    She's oddly pinata-like. I expected Smarties and gumballs to start flying out of her when Amanda patted her on the back.
    Fantastic debut, Texi!! Hilarious! Witty! Eloquent!! I loved your bits of sarcasm. My favorite: the pinata bit and Trisha Yearwood!!!!

    I also love, love, love the way you comment on each contestant's non-existent flaws. Beautiful!! Not only did you write this well, but your insight into each contestant was wonderfully done. Fantastic!! I must shower you with smarties in celebration. *toss*
    "If you're like me, you have a 'been there, done that' attitude when it comes to paleolithic paleontology." - Jon Stewart

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    On Christina: It's Hedwig!


    All I want to know is ...does she have an angry inch?

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    Ha! Ha!

    I've got admit...you're right on the money with the Christina comment.

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