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    Stephanie because "she was the last one to reach Andy during the wake up call." And then Anna because she flat out lied to Andy about everything.

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    The bear suit and the fat suit were hilarious!!!

    There is not a single episode that I haven't loved, as soon as it comes out (if ever) on DVD, I'm buying the first copy of it!
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    I still like the Survivor episode the best, but last night's episode was funny. Does Tanika like anyone there? She admitted to not liking Stefani, she said she wouldn't hang out with Anna, and she said that Andy should fire Colin.

    I also think that Melissa may be my favorite soon.
    "Greg talks into a coconut and thinks it's a phone,"- Colleen Haskell, 'SURVIVOR: BORNEO'.

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    Andy: "Do you find me attractive?"
    Colin: "Yes"
    Lie Detector Guy:
    Andy: "You bastttard!!"


    So many things had me rolling!!!
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    I think Melissa is incredibly cute and she seems like the smartest of all the contestants, I'd be shocked if she doesn't win.

    I don't think Andy will pick a guy, he's ultimately gonna pick a girl to be his "ASSistant", and if I was him, it would be a no-brainer:

    IT'S MELISSA!!!!!!!!!! She's cute as hell...

    Cutie...

    Edit: Stefanie is hot too... Dr. Chocolate can probably attestify to that! He was all over her where it counts the most hehehe...

    (Girls probably sayin: dude, that's just plain wrong! )
    Last edited by aliasfreak47; 08-10-2004 at 09:35 PM.

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    Well, I think Melissa should win too. I like Tanika, but she got somewhat bitchy in the last episode.
    "Greg talks into a coconut and thinks it's a phone,"- Colleen Haskell, 'SURVIVOR: BORNEO'.

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    I don't think Tanika likes anyone in there except for maybe Mykell. She said that she wouldn't miss Stefani, Mark deserved his elimination, Colin should be fired, she wasn't fond of Anna, and that Nikeda didn't do any work.

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    no more stefani i watched the show just for her.

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    Andy made the Page Six headline for today - wonder if the unidentified friend he punched was the winner of 'The Assistant'?

    http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm

    August 12, 2004 -- TV comic Andy Dick went on a randy rampage at Suede early yesterday that ended after he burst into tears over the death of his friend Rick James and was thrown out of the Chelsea club by "Little Shop of Horrors" star Joey Fatone.

    Dick, the star of MTV's "The Assistant," was desperately in need of a minion to get him under control as he tried to kiss any man or woman he bumped into, including "Austin Powers" actor Seth Green, rolled around on the men's room floor, and asked clubgoers if they had cocaine.

    The vodka and cranberry-swilling comic then barricaded himself in Suede's dishwashing room and began sobbing uncontrollably about James, who died last week, reports an eyewitness who witnessed the meltdown. "My best friend is dead!" Dick wailed. "He's gone! He's dead! You don't understand! All my best friends die!"

    Dick then handed a dishwasher a stack of $100 bills so he could "live in the room." When Fatone whom Dick taunted as "Fat One" and Suede owner Eytan Sugarman tried to coax him to leave, Dick said, "You don't want to push me around, because I'm perfectly capable of doing this" and punched an unidentified friend standing next to him in the face.

    Finally, Fatone, the former *NSYNC member who co-hosts a Tuesday night party at Suede with promoter Brandon Marcel, dragged the blubbering Dick outside with the help of Sugarman and loaded him into a cab in front of a crowd that included Green, Mets outfielder Cliff Floyd and MTV veejay Vanessa Minnillo. Green was overheard sputtering, "That guy tried to kiss me," as Dick was hauled past him.

    But Dick's rowdy romp wasn't over yet. The former "News Radio" star, who has battled drug and alcohol abuse in the past, headed downtown to Plan B on Avenue B and promptly commenced smooching and slapping the people inside.

    "He was obviously obliterated," Plan B co-owner Josh Boyd told us. "He jumped on the back of Jason Battle, my co-owner, and kept trying to kiss him. Then he started getting violent and bitch-slapping people.

    "We finally quarantined him and put him in a separate room. But then he slipped outside and skipped out on his $300 bar tab. The last anyone saw of him, he was rolling around the street on Avenue B."

    Dick's manager declined comment.
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    Andy Dick was at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He didn't do much though. He just stood and announced something with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.
    "Greg talks into a coconut and thinks it's a phone,"- Colleen Haskell, 'SURVIVOR: BORNEO'.

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