Last week, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne were on Larry King Live. I missed most of it, but what I saw was pretty funny.

A full trancript is available here.

One of my favorites:

CALLER: OK. I am wondering how he got his name Ozzy.

O. OSBOURNE: Well, really quite easy to work that one out. My real name is John Michael Osbourne and people -- kids at school called me Ozzy.

KING: For Osbourne.

O. OSBOURNE: Ozzy Osbourne. And I don't -- if I was to walk on down the street and someone called me, John, I wouldn't notice. I mean, not that I'm ignorant or being stuck up, but nobody calls me Ozzy -- John now. Everybody calls me Ozzy.