Need Osbourne-related Xmas gift ideas!

brenda · 12-19-2002, 06:37 PM

Help! I've got a secret Santa gift exchange coming up and I need a last minute present for a die-hard Osbournes fan. I want to get something better than the crap they sell at the mall, so I'm looking for something clever. I'm stressing and I've run out of good (and affordable) ideas.

Can anybody think of something that will make me look good?

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***John*** · 12-19-2002, 07:32 PM

Um, fake dog poop?

Seriously, I have no idea.

Del · 12-19-2002, 08:37 PM

Would that be "official" Ozzy Osbourne fake dog poop?

:santasmil

***John*** · 12-19-2002, 09:55 PM

Welcome, Del!

If Ozzy doesn't market dog poop, he really should.

**fluff** · 12-20-2002, 02:47 PM

I did see some great Osbournes dolls in Walmart the other day, they might be a little mainstream though.

If you decorated for Halloween and had any "bats" you could get an Ozzie doll and wrap it in a parcel with a headless bat.

You could also get a nice big picture frame and fill it with the best quotes from the show printed from the internet. That wouldn't be expensive, wouldn't take long to do and would be a unique gift.
You could do the quotes in different fonts to make the overall look more interesting.

Welcome to the site both Brenda and Del

Del · 12-20-2002, 02:53 PM

Okay. It isn't dog poop, but check out http://www.iloveozzy.com

HolyCrap · 12-22-2002, 05:47 PM

Del - thanks for the link to that site!

I'm new here and just searching for some Ozzy stuff for my sister - she's got like everything Ozzy in her room and every t-shirt ever made - EXCEPT THIS ONE! Cool

I think I can FINALLY surprise her this Christmas with something I'm sure she hasn't seen yet!

By the way - this looks like a cool forum from the threads I've seen so far!

brenda · 12-27-2002, 09:03 PM

Fluff & Del,

Thanks for the gift suggestions. I did take a look at the Ozzy stuff at Walmart, but I didn't see anything I liked better than the T-shirt which Del steered me to at www.iloveozzy.com -- which I ordered. It was a gamble that it would get here in time, but the shirt arrived the day before Xmas, so I was relieved. Otherwise I would've have been up shirt creek without a gift.

P.s. The shirt looked cool and the person I gave it to couldn't thank me enough.

Thanks for making me look good!

Brenda

P.S. Here's what the shirt looks like if anyone is interested. I'm ordering one for myself and one to give next time I need a gift.

brenda · 12-27-2002, 09:12 PM

Ooops! I'm such a retard when it comes to attachments. Hope this works.

Brenda

**fluff** · 12-28-2002, 09:54 AM

That's a great t-shirt.
I'm glad it arrived in time

12-19-2002, 06:37 PM	#1
brenda I should've stayed in bed Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Southern California Age: 30 Posts: 77	Need Osbourne-related Xmas gift ideas! Help! I've got a secret Santa gift exchange coming up and I need a last minute present for a die-hard Osbournes fan. I want to get something better than the crap they sell at the mall, so I'm looking for something clever. I'm stressing and I've run out of good (and affordable) ideas. Can anybody think of something that will make me look good?

12-20-2002, 02:47 PM	#5
fluff Why can't we just rewind? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 41,930	I did see some great Osbournes dolls in Walmart the other day, they might be a little mainstream though. If you decorated for Halloween and had any "bats" you could get an Ozzie doll and wrap it in a parcel with a headless bat. You could also get a nice big picture frame and fill it with the best quotes from the show printed from the internet. That wouldn't be expensive, wouldn't take long to do and would be a unique gift. You could do the quotes in different fonts to make the overall look more interesting. Welcome to the site both Brenda and Del __________________ "That's Numberwang!"

12-22-2002, 05:47 PM	#7
HolyCrap FORT Newbie Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 1	I Love Ozzy shirts Del - thanks for the link to that site! I'm new here and just searching for some Ozzy stuff for my sister - she's got like everything Ozzy in her room and every t-shirt ever made - EXCEPT THIS ONE! Cool I think I can FINALLY surprise her this Christmas with something I'm sure she hasn't seen yet! By the way - this looks like a cool forum from the threads I've seen so far!

12-28-2002, 09:54 AM	#10
fluff Why can't we just rewind? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 41,930	That's a great t-shirt. I'm glad it arrived in time __________________ "That's Numberwang!"

12-19-2002, 07:32 PM	#2
*John* The race is back! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the mat Age: 39 Posts: 40,434	Um, fake dog poop? Seriously, I have no idea.

12-19-2002, 08:37 PM	#3
Del First Iraq, then France. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Benicia, CA Posts: 7	Would that be "official" Ozzy Osbourne fake dog poop? :santasmil

12-19-2002, 09:55 PM	#4
*John* The race is back! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the mat Age: 39 Posts: 40,434	Welcome, Del! If Ozzy doesn't market dog poop, he really should.

12-27-2002, 09:03 PM	#8
brenda I should've stayed in bed Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Southern California Age: 30 Posts: 77	Fluff & Del, Thanks for the gift suggestions. I did take a look at the Ozzy stuff at Walmart, but I didn't see anything I liked better than the T-shirt which Del steered me to at www.iloveozzy.com -- which I ordered. It was a gamble that it would get here in time, but the shirt arrived the day before Xmas, so I was relieved. Otherwise I would've have been up shirt creek without a gift. P.s. The shirt looked cool and the person I gave it to couldn't thank me enough. Thanks for making me look good! Brenda P.S. Here's what the shirt looks like if anyone is interested. I'm ordering one for myself and one to give next time I need a gift.