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    The Zoo (Flea Collectors)

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    From top left to bottom right: Lola, Minnie, Maggie, Baby, Lulu, Martini, Pipi, Puss, Dill.

    Ozzy describes his house as "Beverly Hills' most expensive sewer"...and with good reason. As the famous family's seven dogs and handful of cats perpetually splash the floors and furniture with various fluids and assorted filth--you can almost smell it through the TV.

    So why is the Prince of Darkness forced to shuffle through piles of dog nuggets and pools of urine? Why is he living in "f***ing Dr. Doolittle's f***ing house"? If the animals really could talk for themselves, we could ask them. Unfortunately (or fortunately), they can't, but everybody else in the family is playing armchair animal psychologist.

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    Jeez, that Dill guy.

    I couldn't believe it when he burnt all that crud on the griddle last season.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I know. I hope he doesn't make an appearance this year. He was obviously just a mooch.

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    He was awful.
    It wasn't even really entertaining to see him.
    He's the sort of person that makes you itch when you look at him.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    He's the sort of person that makes you itch when you look at him.
    Oh yeah, I know I scratched when I looked at him. Probably because he was always scratching his head...
    I'm so incredulous at the fact that
    1. someone can wander around your house for days, before Ozzy says "in a few days I'm going to ask some questions. "
    and 2. Why are non of these dogs housebroken?

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    The dogs are probably the most unattractive grouping ever assembled (apologies to anyone who owns any of the breeds, but they're hardly majestic looking animals).

    It is pretty gross that they seem to yak up and crap wherever they see fit.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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