Wife Swap: Would you trade your significant other?

[Maveno]

I would rather go on Fear Factor and try and win $50K. Never, EVER would I trade my love. Not even for a 1/2 hour.

[Mrs Big Daddy]

After watching (and becoming increasingly disturbed by) this show, my spousal unit and I are in complete agreement. We would no doubt end up with the 'normal' spouse who would have to apply equal amounts of torture and bleach to whip us into some semblance of presentability (is that a word?)

We actually LIKE each other. The answer is a resounding no (add yer own explitive) way!