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    FOL2 9/10 Recap: Weeding out the Crazies and Uglies but Keeping the New York Hooker

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    Welcome everyone. This has been a crazy week for me. I just got home from a weekend trip on Monday and was eagerly waiting to see what Flav and the whores ladies were up to. Not really but I wanted you all to think I was a really dedicated fan of the show. Last week we saw Like Dat make her exit, some ladies get felt up, and of course one lady fronted in front of Flav’s friends. Oh, no she didn’t. <------(Said with some serious attitude and preferably yelled in someone’s face at close range.)

    The best part of the night was when the ladies found that New York would be joining them. Watching all their jaws drop to the floor was priceless. I really didn’t know how this show would get better after the pooping on the floor and porn star revelations but those Flavor of Love producers don’t want to let us down. So let’s get ready to see what gross things the creepy troll man and his streetwalker women will do.

    Pulling out the Weeds but Introducing the Invasives
    The elimination ceremony is over and the ladies are none too pleased to see New York back in their graces. The producers then want to remind us who New York is exactly and they show a little clip show of her from last season. She does not seem crazy at all and I don’t understand why the ladies are not happy to see her. I am really surprised they left out the infamous spitting scene. After New York makes her grand and dramatic entrance she is all over Flav kissing him. Deelishis says the sight of Flav kissing New York made her throw up in her mouth and I agree because I also had the same reaction. Mine may have actually made it into the toilet though. That is neither here nor there though because New York is back and we should all be bowing at her feet, or that is basically what she thinks the women left should be doing.

    New York informs the classless women that she will be staying the night and helping with the judging of elimination. She then greets the women in such a kind way that VH1 decides to bleep it all out. New York tells the women she is there to weed out all the crazies and the uglies that are left. I guess I didn’t realize the show ended tonight? She tries to talk to the ladies again but they are not having any of her crap and Bootz gets up in her face. The women all think she is there for TV but last season they must not have watched because she seemed to be one of the only ones there for Flav. Anyone interested in spending their life with a creepy elfin man should be allowed to have him.

    After the drama with New York calms down everyone goes upstairs to relax and rest for the night. Krazy gets worried because she does not want to kiss Flav anymore (finally someone with sense) because he kissed Beautuful and she has a cold sore. Cold sores would be the least of things I would be worried about catching from kissing Flav. Half these women have worked as strippers or in the adult industry and all they can think about are cold sores?

    Most of the women have gone to bed but New York is still up and roaming about. She decides to stop into Flav’s room and “thank” him for letting her come back. She climbs in his bed and feels “passion through his hands.” I need to take a break right now and cry alone in the bathroom. This woman is a tramp and I am just shocked at the behaviors on this show sometimes. I wonder if she “thanks” everyone this special way. She must have a lot of people who do favors for her so they can get “thanked.”

    Trying to Legitimatize Stripper Clothes
    The women are called downstairs and are given their Flavogram for the day. It informs the ladies that will be joining Flav at an Herb Magazine photo shoot later in the day. New York will help them to get ready and Flav has dresses for them upstairs. The women get all excited and I know somewhere in California a stripper/prostitute is crying because her wardrobe has been stolen for this show.

    The women dash upstairs to get ready and New York starts to critique them, as they get ready. Much to my surprise the dresses the women are given are a step up from streetwalker ware but still probably found in the Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalogue. The women are ready and start to head downstairs just as New York starts calling for them all to assemble. Everyone is ready except for Bootz, she is taking her time getting downstairs. New York does not like to wait (which was obvious from her encounter with Flav last night) and yells at Bootz. Bootz yells back and a little yelling match ensues.

    The women line up for New York and she goes down the line and tells them they all look trashy. I guess when New York got ready she forgot to look at herself. Pot meet Kettle. New York gets to Bootz last and demands that Bootz apologize for being late. Bootz refuses until New York apologizes for yelling at her. New York tells the women they look horrible and they need to go change their clothes. New York then tells Bootz if she does not apologize she is going home. Bootz caves and apologizes and I lose the little respect I had for her.

    Taking Photos with Your Clothes On? Is That Even an Option?
    Flav comes down and approves of the way the ladies look. He thinks they look great and I simply say “OK” while I shake my head in disbelief. The group climbs into a large limo and heads out for the photo shoot. While in the limo Flav gets a little concerned about Nibblz. He does not know how she would fit into his family. She has a pole in her living room and dances around it while people watch her online. I don’t understand what his problem is. Doesn’t everyone make money doing that?

    The group arrives at the Herb magazine shoot and all the ladies pose for a picture. New York of course yells critiques at them the whole time they are standing. After the shoot the ladies are sitting around and New York asks Buckwild where she is from and calls her ignorant for speaking with the accent she has. Buckwild yells back at her and Flav comes over to see what the problem is. Buckwild tells him that New York called her ignorant and Flav confronts New York about this. New York starts crying and runs off the set. Buckwild is happy that she made New York cry. New York returns and the women ask if she is in charge of the elimination and Flav tells them he is the only one who makes that decision. Krazy gets mad at New York and gets up in her face. They are about ready to have a physical fight when Flav steps in and breaks them up. He pulls Krazy aside and they have a private photo shoot together.

    Talkin’ it Up
    The photo shoot is over and Flav pulls New York aside and wants to know what she thinks about the ladies. Flav asks her first about Buckwild. New York does not think she would fit into his lifestyle. New York likes Beautuful but thinks she is too reserved for Flav. Nibblz she is concerned about because of her career in the adult industry. Buckeey she thinks is like luke-warm water. She thinks that Bootz is opinionated but ultimately here for him.

    While Flav and New York are off talking the editor of Herb magazine pulls all the ladies together and wants to talk to them. He wants to know who Flav’s favorite is. In a non-shocking move all the women raise their hands. He next wants to know who the biggest bitch is. Once again I wait for them all to raise their hands but Bootz is the only one who does. The last question he asks is who is the biggest fake? They all name Krazy. They think she is only on the show to break into the music industry. This proves how stupid she is because who was the last reality TV star to make it big? Exactly!

    New York and Flav are still together talking and he wants to know what she thinks of Deelishis and Krazy. New York thinks that Deelishis wants in a relationship and that Krazy is only telling him what he wants to hear. Flav appreciates New York’s candidness. The last thing he does is ask her about New York. She starts crying and he hugs her. He tells the camera that he is starting to feel things for her all over again. I shudder at the thought of that man EVER touching me.

    Krazy in Love with Flav
    After everyone arrives back at the mansion New York and Deelishis start talking about Krazy. They both agree that she is not there for the right reasons. Krazy overhears the conversation and confronts Deelishis about it. They get in a yelling fight but once again it must be the kindest of words because it is all beeped out. Flav overhears the fight and wants to know what is going on. Deelishis tells Flav that Krazy is a fake and she should not be kept around. She also tells him that Krazy told her all the specifics about their time in the hot tub. She elaborates and I get sick.

    After Deelishis talks with Flav Krazy wants to tell her side of the story and goes to his bedroom. Flav is upset that Krazy told the ladies about what they did together. I am also sorry she told and that it was filmed. Krazy tells Flav to be careful around Beautuful because she has a cold sore. Flav is mad that she is just telling him about it now. After their conversation they lay on the bed and kiss and touch and I cover my eyes and fast-forward.

    Taking Out the Trash and Bringing Some Back In
    The elimination ceremony begins and the ladies staying are: Deelishis, Bootz, Buckeey, Buckwild, and Krazy. Beautuful is out because she was not aggressive…or the cold sore. Nibblz is out because she does not fit into his lifestyle.

    In a surprising turn of events Big Ray hands Flav a large box and he pulls out a clock with New York’s photo on it. She is asked to stay. She agrees and all the women are pissed. Buckwild does not care for this and tells Flav that she is leaving because she does not trust New York. In her yelling at Flav her accent has somehow disappeared. Flav asks her to not leave and then asks her where her accent went. She tells him she loses it when she gets upset. She leaves the house and champagne is poured in the losers honor.

    Coming up on the rest of the season of Flavor of Love
    Instead of a typical commercial for next week’s episode we get some spoilers for the rest of the season. We see Flav going on dates with women, mothers visiting, and of course women getting crazy. This season has been moving along nicely and I can’t imagine what they still have in store for us.


    If you are also learning about dating from this show please share your dating “Rules” here. I have learned to always wear an outfit made of spandex and if I take my underwear off while bathing with a creepy troll man to keep it to myself. If you think I am ready to hit the “singles scene” with these new lessons please send me a pager and knock some sense into me.
    Last edited by Yardgnome; 09-12-2006 at 04:14 PM.

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