Did anyone watch the Season premiere last night? Okay, I have to admit, I'm a little mad. I waited 3 months only to see that Edie didn't die?! The premiere started off with MA talking about Edie having a plan to get Carlos back into her life and then we saw her hanging onto the beam where she was hanging. She was going to let go at just the right time so Carlos can get her down before she got strangled. We see Carlos walk in and call to her so Edie lets go. Unfortunately Carlos is stopped at the stairs by McClusky who calls him outside to complain about the garbage cans being out a day late. She and Carlos look up and can see Edie hanging. Carlos runs up and manages to save her. We find out that Lynette has been going through Kemo and is bald but she's wearing a wig to hide it from her friends and kids. (Against her mother's better judgement) Susan's old friend, Katherine moves back to Wysteria Lane with her daughter, Dylan and new husband (can't think of his name) who's a gynocologist. Dylan doesn't seem to remember being best friends with Julie or anyone else from their school either. She tells Julie that her earliest memory was some guy coming into her room and trying to grab her. Katherine and her husband are acting really strange about this whole thing. Katherine's husband ends up examining Susan (AWKWARD) and tells her that she may be going through menopause. Later, he shows up to tell her that she's actually pregnant much to the excitement of Mike! Katherine throws a barbecue to meet the neighbors and a number of things happen. Carlos tells Gabby that he can't leave Edie and that he simply wants to have an affair which infuriates Gabby. Bree's secret almost got out. 1st at the store when a friend wanted to touch her belly and 2nd at the cookout when she walked belly first into a pair of tongs. Ida saw it and flipped out and called Katherine's husband over but Orson covered and told him that they were trick tongs. That they were trying pull a trick on Ida. Bree revealed to Orson that she wants to keep the charade going because she wants a second chance to do things right. She feels that she failed Danielle as a mother so she wants to try again with Danielle's baby. Lynette finally tells this snooty woman on the PTA that she has cancer and takes her wig off which of course all of her friends see.
That's a recap in a nutshell. Oh, Carlos brought Edie to the cookout and she thought it was a welcome home party for her. Too funny. If I missed anything else, please feel free to add.