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    Re: General Hospital

    OMG, it's the same song! I can't believe they're playing that song. I'm going to have to dig out my old 45!

    Here are the lyrics
    General Hospi-Tale
    The Afternoon Delights
    Lead vocals: Rebecca Hall
    (H. King/L. Tedesco)

    Rock it hard, rock it steady
    Pick yourself up and get yourself ready
    Wave your arms let me hear you yell
    We're gonna rap about General Hospi-Tale

    It started out in Port Charles town
    Where Frank Smith's mob used to hang around
    No one could prove that he was a crook
    Till Luke stole his little black book

    It had names and numbers all in code
    So Luke and Laura had to hit the road
    They had to find the left-handed boy
    Watch their step, they had to be coy

    The gold involved was worth so much
    Others wanted it like Sally and Hutch
    But there's one thing I must confess
    Sally was a man who wore a dress

    Luke kept his cool, he ain't no fool
    He set them both up cold
    Well Sally died, Hutch survived
    And no one got the gold

    "Paging Dr. Noah Drake to ICU to treat a case of heartbreak"

    They keep me waiting
    I don't mind waiting
    Don't call me crazy
    No I'm not lazy
    My day won't go right
    I can't sleep all night
    My hands start shaking
    My knees start aching
    I just can't cope without my soap

    General Hospi-Tale
    General Hospi-Tale
    Umm, number one
    General Hospi-Tale
    You're my worst affliction
    General Hospi-Tale
    You're my favorite addiction

    Monica likes to have her fun
    That is why she had a son
    She told Rick he was the dad
    Soon found out that he'd been had

    "There's one thing that you can give me that Leslie can't and that's passion"

    Alan was the father, of course
    And he won't give Monica a divorce
    Rick wants to get Leslie back
    Heather's havin' an insane attack

    "I'll get Diana Taylor"

    She's not crazy, uh-uh, no never
    She just wants to get Dr. Jeff Webber
    Jeff wants Annie for his wife
    But he might have to wait all of his life
    Cause good girls don't, and Annie won't
    And you all know what I mean

    Amy Vining likes to blab
    Richard Simmons helps fight flab
    Susan's having Alan's baby
    Noah wants Bobbi for his lady

    Well Luke got another job
    The Quartermaines are the brand new mob
    Laura's the receptionist
    What's missing now is the Ice Princess

    "Yes, Luke Spencer, please"

    Diamonds, not gold, are in it this time
    Scorpio, the house of Cassadine
    On and on and on it goes
    How it ends up nobody knows, cause

    They keep me waiting
    I don't mind waiting
    Don't call me crazy
    No I'm not lazy
    My day won't go right
    I can't sleep all night
    If I don't find out
    It blows my mind out
    I just can't cope without my soap

    General Hospi-Tale
    General Hospi-Tale
    Umm, number one
    General Hospi-Tale
    You're my worst affliction
    General Hospi-Tale
    You're my favorite addiction

    General Hospi-Tale
    Addiction, addiction
    General Hospi-Tale
    Addiction, addiction
    General Hospi-Tale
    You're my inspiration
    General Hospi-Tale
    Gonna stay tuned to this station
    General Hospi-Tale
    Addiction, addiction
    General Hospi-Tale
    Tell me what's goin' on
    Did you see it today?
    General Hospi-Tale
    Tell me what's goin' on!
    General Hospi-Tale
    Addiction, addiction
    I love my General Hospi-Tale
    The Afternoon Delights - General Hospi-Tale Lyrics
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilja View Post
    Now wasn't that fun! Max the hero!!! I missed the song lyrics.
    That was great! Richard Simmons was fun. Hearing that song again was a kick.
    When Lucy kept saying "Who are we going to get for a choreographer?" I was darned near jumping up & down saying "Maks! Maks! Turn around. He's right there. Maks can do it!" When he spoke up I was grinning ear to ear.

    Starting tomorrow I'm taping. I don't want to miss a single minute. This is going to be fun!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Scarlet View Post
    That was great! Richard Simmons was fun. Hearing that song again was a kick.
    When Lucy kept saying "Who are we going to get for a choreographer?" I was darned near jumping up & down saying "Maks! Maks! Turn around. He's right there. Maks can do it!" When he spoke up I was grinning ear to ear.

    Starting tomorrow I'm taping. I don't want to miss a single minute. This is going to be fun!!
    I knew I spelled it wrong but was working and too excited to look it up. It was so much fun even if it was corny as a burned up corn field that hadn't been rained on in a week.

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    Wow. Richard Simmons is ca-RAY-zee! Good Lord. That was frightening.
    Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' - Isaac Asimov

    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

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    Thanks to that song, I just took a trip down General Hospi-tale memory lane via YouTube and I have to correct something I believe I posted a while back. I said something about Genie Frances not being that good of an actress. Boy was I wrong. I still have a special place in my heart for her, Tony Geary and Jonathan Jackson and I guess I always will. What a family!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilja View Post
    I knew I spelled it wrong but was working and too excited to look it up. It was so much fun even if it was corny as a burned up corn field that hadn't been rained on in a week.
    No kidding about the corny. But sometimes corny can be loads of fun in small doses. I think that's what we're going to get for the next week. Loads of corny, loads of fun.
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    Poor Richard Simmons! What a nasty brief return! I missed the original version of the song so it didn't bring back that many memories for me, but I'm sure he couldn't have been on the show for as long as he was with that personality!
    I'm so slow... even though I had read that someone with DWTS was coming on to dance with Sam I missed the Max/Maks thing! The whole, I know you from somewhere, I thought...what, another vampire connnection!

    Poor Milo has really gone to the darkside,huh? He's really susceptible to advice....

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    Richard Simmons never really did anything on the show other than teach the exercise classes. I don't remember him ever having scenes outside of that. He was basically just doing what he probably did every day in his own business.
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    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

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    Okay, apparently the Nurses' Ball doesn't start Monday. That article was wrong. The 50th anniversary celebration starts Monday. The actual ball starts on Thursday the 4th.....maybe. This could last into May sweeps at this point.
    Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' - Isaac Asimov

    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

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    Today's episode was kind of a letdown. I was hoping for more Nurses' Ball preparation or maybe a few more vets showing up.

    The Luke & Laura stuff was OK with Helena, although I wasn't watching back when the Cassadine's first showed up, so I don't know much about her except what I picked up today & that she's BAD news & has a grudge against Luke & Laura & all of their family for whatever reason back a long time ago.
    I figured it was probably like the Stefano/Bradys feud/grudge on DOOL.

    Anyhow, looking forward to all of next week.
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