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    David Letterman's Top 10 list, January 6

    I thought this was funny, had to share:

    THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN

    "Messages Left on Britney Spears' Answering Machine"

    [As presented on the Tuesday, Jan. 6 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

    10. "This is the printing company. Your wedding announcements are ready."

    9. "Hey, it's Christina Aguilera. Did you get married or did I?"

    8. "It's the printing company. Your annulment announcements are ready."

    7. "Rush Limbaugh here. I'd love to try whatever you were taking the other night."

    6. "So other than the embarrassing marriage and annulment, how was Las Vegas?"

    5. "Hey, it's Paris. You don't need to get married to get attention. Just have sex on the Internet."

    4. "This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."

    3. "Honey, it's Liza. Next time, instead of an annulment, hit him with a bottle."

    2. "It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius."

    1. "Pete Rose here. I bet $10,000 on your marriage lasting a week."

    The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Maria Pope, Barbara Gaines, Rob Burnett and Jude Brennan are the executive producers.

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    4. "This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."


    That list was great...thanks John!

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    roflmao!


    Now THAT is a great Top 10!! Funny stuff! Thanks <b>John</b>.
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    I don't usually find the top ten all that funny, but this one is a cracker
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    wow, a top ten list when all 10 were pretty funny, that must be first.
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    Move over to...

    http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesho...dy_clips.shtml

    ...and check out

    "Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In a Record Store" with Jack Black

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    Late Show with David Letterman

    Any folks watching on a somewhat regular basis?

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    I watch or tape it every night.

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    I'll tune in to any talkshow if they have a guest I'm interested in. Letterman IS king, however. I was so tickled to find out shortly before Johnny Carson's death that he had been keeping in contact with Dave.

    I was just channel surfing and stopped briefly on Conan O'Brien. Some zoo guy was there with animals, and he was making Conan sniff a beaver. An image I will not soon get out of my mind.
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    Hey Q, that's priceless. I always knew I liked your humor, and now that I know you think Dave is king, too, I think I love you.
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