The Next Action Star 6/15/04 Recap: Sturm und Drang

[SnowflakeGirl]

Bravissimo, Manny! You already earned 50 bonus points from me, simply for using "Sturm und Drang" as your title, but the entire recap is first-class! Keep up the good work!

[Shazzer]

Welcome back to the Next Action Star, the show that's full of action and full of star . . . power.

Corinne tells us that she didn't know that she would have to "act" for this competition. Um . . . yeah.

For, in a mere 48 hours, the finalists will be cut in half (no, not literally) and half will be sent packing.

Do You Wu Shu? I Do.

There's just something stirring about the beautiful deadliness involved, and, not to mention, it's just cool to wield katanas and nunchaku and stuff . . . and beat up people creatively with your own two hands . . . and feet.

No, this does not represent "what did the five fingers say to the face."

Once again, I'll never understand how Vin Diesel managed this sort of thing.

and jump past the blazing Fiery Infernoball™.

Now we get to see a big jejune lump of the contestants, some doing better than others.

We know they don't want to be spending time in Hotel California anytime soon.

(Memo to hostess lady . . . half of thirty is not ten.)

"I think I should move on, because my heart was out of blood." What the heck does that mean!? To me, that would mean that you are dead.

Oh Manitola, I love your vocab!! You....are...awesome!! <----to be said in the Chris Berman voice of "he could...go...all..the...way!!"

Great recap, as always!!

The first recap to feature "beautiful deadliness".

[spegs]

Fabulous, Manny! My mind is boggled by your magnificence. That is all. (Because Shaz took all my quotes *shakes fist in Shaz's direction*)

[Wayner]

Manny, I'm very late to the partay and the best quotes are taken, but I loved your recap! I'm looking forward to catching up with the rest of your work on this show as I catch up on the series backlogged on Tivo!