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    Celebrity Apprentice 3 05/09/10 Recap – When The Workin’ Day Is Done

    I turn on the TV on Sunday night
    Holly Robinson says, “Why does Cyndi Lauper get off so light?”
    Oh Holly dear you’re just a two-faced blight
    On this show, where Cyndi just wants to have fun

    The teams show up at Trump’s gold palace in the morning light
    Trump says, “All you people wanna do is fight,
    So Bret & Curtis – you switch places and make it all right
    Now go do your task, you decorate an apartment and in 24 hours get it done,
    Hotshot designer Jonathan Adler, in his field he’s number one
    And some guy from Bridge Street Worldwide will judge – you’re under the gun,
    So go – and make it look fun!”

    That’s all they really want
    Some fuuuunnnnn,
    When the arguing is done
    PMs are Holly and Sha-ron
    Oh girls, you’ll compete to be the final one
    Oh girls, the task’s just begun

    Bret’s got eyes for a pretty girl
    Even a bitch like Holly, he wants to rock her world
    Holly says she wants to do it like zen
    Rock Solid’s girls, they know what to do with their men
    Keeps Curtis busy with a measuring tape,
    He worries they won’t finish, it’s gonna be late
    But the girls, their ideas they’re gonna take & run,
    And Curtis says by the end, he’ll be their number one
    Oh Curtis dear, you’ll have your day in the sun

    Holly worries that her team ain’t right
    Gives a red room to Cyndi so they won’t fight
    Bret handles the girls, his method is tight
    While Sharon shops with Curtis, Maria’s back she’ll bite
    Maria knows when she’s outfoxed
    But not yet, she hasn’t lost
    She still has a chance with the boss

    True colors

    Bret, with the managing skills,
    Not yet discouraged
    He realizes
    It’s time to take courage
    Takes pics of the city
    Cause he knows he could lose it all
    He’s leaving for a show later on
    And while he’s there gotta have it on the ball

    Cyndi sees Holly’s true colors
    Seafoam green and lesbian wanna-be
    A Buddha and a bamboo screen
    Brings them together, but not forever
    Sharon sees through Holly too
    Thinks Balinese is not so cool
    The true colors
    To win this week
    Is prison gray and builder beige
    So not like a rainbow

    Holly loves Bret so,
    Unhappy to let him go
    Lets Cyndi have her rock ‘n’ roll lounge
    Rock Solid, their friends they will gouge
    For tons of free stuff, while Maria is left
    To meet with the Trump henchman, it’s more than she can bear
    Oh teammates…I call you up but you’re not there

    Holly sees Cyndi’s true colors
    She yells at painters and carries tables,
    Maria sees Sharon’s true colors,
    No purple walls and no help available
    Don Jr. visits Holly, whose world makes her crazy,
    Now not feeling so zen,
    Curtis calls up his friends
    Bribes them with pizza and beer
    For painting, they’ll be there

    The goonies ‘r’ good enough

    Here we are
    Hanging onto strains of greed and blues
    Sharon says the red wall ain’t good enough
    Ain’t good enough for her
    Maria goes, ay yi yi yi yi yi

    Now Curtis says
    The task is a monumental flop
    Sharon’s furniture too big to move
    While Bret’s pics are too small for the zen groove
    But it’s good enough for the PMs
    Good enough for them
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    Bed Bath & Beyond
    Holly and Cyndi find time to bond
    Or maybe they’re out of place

    Rock Solid’s apartment is a mess
    Tenacity is ready, but Bret’s under duress
    Holly and Cyndi fight like cats
    The red room is rockin’, in spite of the spats
    Bret runs up and down 18 flights of stairs
    Almost ready for the judges to decide how they’ve fared

    But is it good enough?
    Is it good enough for Adler?
    He likes Buddha and Bret’s pics
    Rock Solid’s media room is a dud
    The lack of dressers is a point that sticks
    What’s good enough for the teams
    Isn’t good enough for the judges
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


    The teams arrive in the boardroom teeth bared ready to fight
    Trump says, “Curtis, did you make it with the ladies all right?”
    Sharon says, “I’m a big mouth old bat, and I like to have fun
    Curtis, he’s now my number one”

    The judges thought they all did the task right
    But in the end, Rock Solid walks away with the prize
    Cyndi’s pissed and says she did all the hard stuff
    But she’s up against Holly, who’s way more tough
    Cyndi’s hard to manage, that is the fact
    Bret thinks she’s nuts and talks too much, but says it with tact

    Trump sends them all out to think it over a bit,
    Is troubled because the red room wasn’t Cyndi’s sole gig
    Holly & Bret have each other’s backs, but Bret’s being quiet
    And Trump doesn’t like it when a guy has no fight

    It looks bad for Bret, but he says Cyndi should be fired
    Holly agrees, though Cyndi told the truth and she’s a liar
    Trump decides, it’s not Cyndi’s day in the sun,
    It’s Trump’s way of having fun
    When the workin’ day is done
    It’s how Donald Trump has his fun

    He just wanna, he just wanna,
    He just wanna, he just wanna,
    Oh Trump, he just wanna have fun.

    So I’m no Weird Al, but a girl just wants to have fun with a recap now ‘n’ then.
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    Re: Celebrity Apprentice 3 05/09/10 Recap – When The Workin’ Day Is Done

    You guys keep coming up with the most creative recaps. Great job, AJane!
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    Re: Celebrity Apprentice 3 05/09/10 Recap – When The Workin’ Day Is Done

    He just wanna, he just wanna,
    He just wanna, he just wanna,
    Oh Trump, he just wanna have fun.

    Awesome!!! I love the spoof on Cyndi's songs. Great job, partner!
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