Steve-isms: one liners from the Fiance

[a_canuck_01]

I thought this show was quite funny and irreverent.
Qboots had a good idea, so I thought I'd put it in a separate thread.

Good lines from the actor Steve, the obnoxious fiance:

Steve is a gem! And a really good actor. We may need to start a new thread just for *Steve-isms*:

"Our house can kick your house's ass!"

"Beef: it's what's for breakfast."

"Think about baseball, think about baseball......"

"I'm like a pear on sticks."

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Randi, Randi, Randi, Randi, Randi :-)

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[LG.]

doing the naked dance for Randi, naked dance, come on, check out the naked dance . . .

[StarryElf]

What was it he said during the massage? Something like: "There are good things happening over here." I about died, that was hilarious!

[combatcutie]

doing the naked dance for Randi, naked dance, come on, check out the naked dance . . .

That had to be the funniest moment of the show.

[stacykoca]

My Dad's an alcoholic. I'm going to quit drinking when I am thirty.

HEE!

[PSi]

i liked when he said that their house can kick the other house's ass, then their dog started barking.

[stacykoca]

I also laughed when he got ticklish durring his massage when the masseuse was"touching my back fat".
Not an exact quote I know, but you get the idea.

[jessicarlos]

"I'm like a pear on sticks."



That was my favorite line! I'm cracking up all over again thinking about it! Poor POOR Randi!

[Clipse]

When he jumped on the bed "There is where Randi gets randy" When he broke the vase I was laughing so hard I think I cried.

[Bumpkin]

Here's a few more ... that were funny primarily for the shock value they held for Randi ...

"Wow. A bidet."

"Sometimes I wake up and it takes me awhile to figure out where i am...."

During the massage: "When we're married, we should do this all the time ..."