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    Steve-isms: one liners from the Fiance

    I thought this show was quite funny and irreverent.
    Qboots had a good idea, so I thought I'd put it in a separate thread.

    Good lines from the actor Steve, the obnoxious fiance:

    Steve is a gem! And a really good actor. We may need to start a new thread just for *Steve-isms*:

    "Our house can kick your house's ass!"

    "Beef: it's what's for breakfast."

    "Think about baseball, think about baseball......"

    "I'm like a pear on sticks."
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    Randi, Randi, Randi, Randi, Randi :-)
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    doing the naked dance for Randi, naked dance, come on, check out the naked dance . . .
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    What was it he said during the massage? Something like: "There are good things happening over here." I about died, that was hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LG.
    doing the naked dance for Randi, naked dance, come on, check out the naked dance . . .

    That had to be the funniest moment of the show.

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    My Dad's an alcoholic. I'm going to quit drinking when I am thirty.

    HEE!
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    i liked when he said that their house can kick the other house's ass, then their dog started barking.

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    I also laughed when he got ticklish durring his massage when the masseuse was"touching my back fat".
    Not an exact quote I know, but you get the idea.
    If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

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    "I'm like a pear on sticks."



    That was my favorite line! I'm cracking up all over again thinking about it! Poor POOR Randi!

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    When he jumped on the bed "There is where Randi gets randy" When he broke the vase I was laughing so hard I think I cried.

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    Here's a few more ... that were funny primarily for the shock value they held for Randi ...

    "Wow. A bidet."

    "Sometimes I wake up and it takes me awhile to figure out where i am...."

    During the massage: "When we're married, we should do this all the time ..."

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