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    "Fondue!"

    (After his makeover) "I can pick up a whole different class of ho's."
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    I think everyone has just about covered them, but here are my favs.

    This Jet is treating me like a prom date - Steve's Dad

    I breastfed Steve until he was 5. Stopped before he started kindergarten, but I thought it was great. I loved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qboots
    "Fondue!"

    (After his makeover) "I can pick up a whole different class of ho's."
    I forgot about that one.
    I support the right to arm bears.

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    Steve's "sister">>> "Whale's have been known to commit suicide".. or something like that. What was so funny was the timing of it and pure randomness.

    Steve's "mom">>> (while coddling the sister after the hottub) "I think you went under too many times".



    The family is making me bust a gut!!! I'm super glad they've entered the fray cause now I'm liking the show more!
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    Quote Originally Posted by strawberieblond
    Here's something a little weird.........Steve said "For half a million dollars I'd make out with A RABID monkey".............on my show anyway, I remembered it specifically cuz it was so funny..........and "eleven" and "a rabid" aren't even close? Strange...........
    You're right. I went back to listen to it again and it was "rabid" not "eleven". I was probably laughing too hard to hear it correctly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    You're right. I went back to listen to it again and it was "rabid" not "eleven". I was probably laughing too hard to hear it correctly.
    Don't feel bad I thought he said eleven as well. I guess that is what we get when we try to listen to the tv while rolling around on the floor laughing so hard we can't get back up. We must have had tears in our ears.

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    "I just took a major **** this morning" Something like that

    "Were you just droppin the kiddies off at the pool?"

    There was one other one early on that killed me, I can't remember what it was though.

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    Steve: "I've got 30 IQ points and a soul overnight."

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    "I even said at one point that I wanted Randi to give me mouth-to-mouth, and I wasn't going to get it - she would've let me die on the pavement."

    "I've gotten more action off the Mom than Randi at this point."

    Steve: "I felt like I was in love with you."
    Randi: "OK, that's really scary."

    "I love you Randi, I love you Randi, I love you Randi."

    "I'm a moose!"
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qboots
    "I've gotten more action off the Mom than Randi at this point."

    That is one line I teared up over. But there is one more I forget, its really buggin me.

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