Steve-isms: one liners from the Fiance

[Positum]

personally, i was rolling when he took the most expensive champagne, gargled with it, and then asked if he could keep it.

[Qboots]

It's not like I'm trying to sleep with you for real........I mean....I would.

Ooooh....Doc's gonna get nasty!

[Clipse]

This Jet is treating me like a prom date - The line by Steve's "father"

[SnowflakeGirl]

Oh, Clipse, that line had me spitting my drink out all over my husband.

[chompstick]

"Is my fat supposed to fold over right here?" (during yoga)

"For half a million dollars I'd make out with 11 monkeys."

Steve's mom: "Do you have big nipples?"

Steve's sister: "Do you know a lot of whales commit suicide?"

From next week's previews, Steve to Randi's dad: "I took a monster **** this morning."

[tgrimes29]

Oh the whale quote was the best. I think the sisiter had me laughing all night!

[Maveno]

Steve's "mom": "I breastfed Steve until he was 5. Stopped before he started kindergarten."

Steve's "mom": "Are your nipples big?"

[strawberieblond]

Here's something a little weird.........Steve said "For half a million dollars I'd make out with A RABID monkey".............on my show anyway, I remembered it specifically cuz it was so funny..........and "eleven" and "a rabid" aren't even close? Strange...........

[LittleSister]

When Steve and Randi were doing the yoga and he fake farted/pooped his pants and he was running the the bathroom saying "oh, oh, oh....".
I really thought I was going to die laughing!

[waywyrd]

When Steve and Randi were doing the yoga and he fake farted/pooped his pants and he was running the the bathroom saying "oh, oh, oh....".
I really thought I was going to die laughing!

Oh that was my favorite!! I haven't laughed that hard at a show in ages....