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    personally, i was rolling when he took the most expensive champagne, gargled with it, and then asked if he could keep it.

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    It's not like I'm trying to sleep with you for real........I mean....I would.

    Ooooh....Doc's gonna get nasty!
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    This Jet is treating me like a prom date - The line by Steve's "father"

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    Oh, Clipse, that line had me spitting my drink out all over my husband.
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    "Is my fat supposed to fold over right here?" (during yoga)

    "For half a million dollars I'd make out with 11 monkeys."

    Steve's mom: "Do you have big nipples?"

    Steve's sister: "Do you know a lot of whales commit suicide?"

    From next week's previews, Steve to Randi's dad: "I took a monster **** this morning."
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    Oh the whale quote was the best. I think the sisiter had me laughing all night!
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    Steve's "mom": "I breastfed Steve until he was 5. Stopped before he started kindergarten."

    Steve's "mom": "Are your nipples big?"
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    Here's something a little weird.........Steve said "For half a million dollars I'd make out with A RABID monkey".............on my show anyway, I remembered it specifically cuz it was so funny..........and "eleven" and "a rabid" aren't even close? Strange...........

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    When Steve and Randi were doing the yoga and he fake farted/pooped his pants and he was running the the bathroom saying "oh, oh, oh....".
    I really thought I was going to die laughing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleSister
    When Steve and Randi were doing the yoga and he fake farted/pooped his pants and he was running the the bathroom saying "oh, oh, oh....".
    I really thought I was going to die laughing!
    Oh that was my favorite!! I haven't laughed that hard at a show in ages....
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