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    "Most of the chicks I bring home are a little....(pause)....run down."

    (After being presented with their wedding invitations) "Sure you don't want a Mimosa now?"
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    Oh -- you guys are cracking me up.
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    To the sex therapist on tonight's episode, about Randi:

    --> When you get her into the bedroom, she's different...animal-like...

    --> She's a yoga instructor, so she's bendy.
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    There were so many tonight I will have to narrow them down.

    Steve to Randi - "Your not even my type, I'm into Asian girls."

    Steve to Randi when in dressing rooms - "Are you naked yet?"

    Steve to Randi during sex therapy - "You know I really love you and think the world of you, want to _____ ?

    Hah!! Go Steve Go!!

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    Speaking of that last line, Sassy, can someone tell me what it was he was asking for without violating the PG13 rule over here? PM me if you must. Most of the time, you can tell what a person's saying even when it's censored, but I just couldn't figure out what he was saying.
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    Sometimes when we're having sex, I get a little winded.

    (About the folded napkin) I'm Madonna.

    Sweetheart, love of my life, light of my eye.

    I'm too fat for the cumberbund.

    (About Claudia the host) She's pretty hot - maybe I'll try to hook up with her after this is all over.

    Honey, sugar lips, bunny, moopy.

    I can't believe they put champagne on the table after last night.
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    When tasting the sushi and after spitting it out - "You should cook this next time." So funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyMe007

    Steve to Randi - "Your not even my type, I'm into Asian girls."
    That was the greatest line. I cried laughing when I heard him say that.

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    How do you guys remember all that? Keep em coming, you guys are cracking me up.

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    I. love. steve. he's so conniving with his plans to ruin absolutely everything for randi. and though i can sympathize with randi a little, give him a break. you're supposed to be a couple, just go along with what he does. acting like a privileged, mortified valley girl isn't going to win you the money in this case. if i was her, i'd have fun with it. you only have this chance once in a lifetime. of course, though, her going along with everything would make the show so much less funny to watch.

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