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    Hello! Your Dress Is Too Small!

    Beyonce' Knowles



    why do these women of music feel that it's necessary to dress so freakin' badly?!! a couple of sizes bigger and maybe she wouldn't have to stand as if she is DESPERATE to pee!!

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    another "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!??!"

    pink


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    my last for a while... but DAYUM... what could possibly make these women think "i look good. i think i'll wear THIS to a premiere!"?!!

    courtney love (obviously in the midst of another drug problem)


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    OMG! This is shaping up to be a classic thread!
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    That dress makes Beyonce look rather chunky.

    Pink, ugh.

    Courtney love,she will never, ever, ever look good.
    Last edited by fluff; 10-04-2002 at 11:28 PM.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    could courtney's lips be any bigger than in this picture?

    now i understand her rationalization: big lips, tiny skirt. it's allllll about balance.

    btw: thank GOD she is wearing underwear!

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    Look at her gross right knee.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    omg fluff, that is hysterical!


    AND on the other end of the spectrum... for the first time in history. Pamela Anderson in the BIGGEST dress EVER!!!



    this dress could cover pam, brit, pink and maybe beyonce's ass!

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    "whoops! i forgot to put my dress ON!"
    of course you had a mental breakdown. probably caused by the hypothermia which was a direct result of going out in public in your underwear!!
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    The queen of who stole my dress, Christina

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    Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! I hate Mariah Carey!!!! Has anyone seen Glitter??? Horrible movie overall...but excellent laughing fodder.

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    Mariah Carey is a freakin' nutter.
    I feel sorry for her kid, must be kind of embarassing to have a loony skank for a mother.
    She used to be relatively normal earlier in her career.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    It would take the slightest gust of wind for Christina's little booby to pop out of that top.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Is Mariah wearing a slip? I don't get that at all :

    This thread is killing me
    Great idea sher
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    yup, a slip. a SLIP! in PUBLIC! to accept an AWARD no less!

    here's another little... er...lovely?

    Lil' Kim


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    I really think Lil' Kim takes the cake....her pasted together and pasted on bandaides of outfits are so horrible. There is nothing attractive about this crap. Makes them look bad bad bad! Definate proof that less in not more.
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    Well, this is Li'l Kim at VH1's Say It Loud event:

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    Wow! that is loud enough. And what she is saying is,"Look I am naked...except for my shades."
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    and how could i forget?

    [one of] the infamous dress[es] of j.lo.


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    L'il Kim... aka, "I love my boobies"
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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