Hello! Your Dress Is Too Small!

sher · 10-04-2002, 03:32 PM

Beyonce' Knowles

why do these women of music feel that it's necessary to dress so freakin' badly?!! a couple of sizes bigger and maybe she wouldn't have to stand as if she is DESPERATE to pee!!

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sher · 10-04-2002, 03:33 PM

another "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!??!"

pink

sher · 10-04-2002, 03:35 PM

my last for a while... but DAYUM... what could possibly make these women think "i look good. i think i'll wear THIS to a premiere!"?!!

courtney love (obviously in the midst of another drug problem)

Miss Filangi · 10-04-2002, 03:59 PM

OMG! This is shaping up to be a classic thread!

**fluff** · 10-04-2002, 04:28 PM

That dress makes Beyonce look rather chunky.

Pink, ugh.

Courtney love,she will never, ever, ever look good.

sher · 10-04-2002, 04:35 PM

could courtney's lips be any bigger than in this picture?

now i understand her rationalization: big lips, tiny skirt. it's allllll about balance.

btw: thank GOD she is wearing underwear!

**fluff** · 10-04-2002, 04:55 PM

Look at her gross right knee.

sher · 10-04-2002, 05:03 PM

omg fluff, that is hysterical!

AND on the other end of the spectrum... for the first time in history. Pamela Anderson in the BIGGEST dress EVER!!!

this dress could cover pam, brit, pink and maybe beyonce's ass!

sher · 10-04-2002, 05:53 PM

"whoops! i forgot to put my dress ON!"
of course you had a mental breakdown. probably caused by the hypothermia which was a direct result of going out in public in your underwear!!

eny · 10-04-2002, 07:30 PM

The queen of who stole my dress, Christina

Mdrio9 · 10-04-2002, 10:53 PM

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I hate Mariah Carey!!!! Has anyone seen Glitter??? Horrible movie overall...but excellent laughing fodder.

**fluff** · 10-04-2002, 11:28 PM

Mariah Carey is a freakin' nutter.
I feel sorry for her kid, must be kind of embarassing to have a loony skank for a mother.
She used to be relatively normal earlier in her career.

**fluff** · 10-04-2002, 11:30 PM

It would take the slightest gust of wind for Christina's little booby to pop out of that top.

cali · 10-05-2002, 06:33 AM

Is Mariah wearing a slip? I don't get that at all

:

This thread is killing me
Great idea sher

sher · 10-05-2002, 10:29 AM

yup, a slip. a SLIP! in PUBLIC! to accept an AWARD no less!

here's another little... er...lovely?

Lil' Kim

Feifer · 10-05-2002, 10:49 AM

I really think Lil' Kim takes the cake....her pasted together and pasted on bandaides of outfits are so horrible. There is nothing attractive about this crap. Makes them look bad bad bad! Definate proof that less in not more.

***John*** · 10-05-2002, 10:52 AM

Well, this is Li'l Kim at VH1's Say It Loud event:

Feifer · 10-05-2002, 11:06 AM

Wow! that is loud enough. And what she is saying is,"Look I am naked...except for my shades."

sher · 10-07-2002, 06:54 PM

and how could i forget?

[one of] the infamous dress[es] of j.lo.

Miss Filangi · 10-07-2002, 07:05 PM

L'il Kim... aka, "I love my boobies"

10-04-2002, 03:32 PM	#1
sher hellooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: dallas, fer sure Age: 39 Posts: 8,551	Hello! Your Dress Is Too Small! Beyonce' Knowles why do these women of music feel that it's necessary to dress so freakin' badly?!! a couple of sizes bigger and maybe she wouldn't have to stand as if she is DESPERATE to pee!!

10-04-2002, 03:59 PM	#4
Miss Filangi Evil Slash Crazy Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Looking for a place to happen Age: 36 Posts: 11,376	OMG! This is shaping up to be a classic thread! __________________ If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.

10-04-2002, 04:28 PM	#5
fluff Why can't we just rewind? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 42,938	That dress makes Beyonce look rather chunky. Pink, ugh. Courtney love,she will never, ever, ever look good. __________________ "That's Numberwang!" Last edited by fluff; 10-04-2002 at 11:28 PM.

10-04-2002, 04:55 PM	#7
fluff Why can't we just rewind? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 42,938	Look at her gross right knee. __________________ "That's Numberwang!"

10-04-2002, 11:28 PM	#12
fluff Why can't we just rewind? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 42,938	Mariah Carey is a freakin' nutter. I feel sorry for her kid, must be kind of embarassing to have a loony skank for a mother. She used to be relatively normal earlier in her career. __________________ "That's Numberwang!"

10-04-2002, 03:33 PM	#2
sher hellooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: dallas, fer sure Age: 39 Posts: 8,551	another "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!??!" pink

10-04-2002, 03:35 PM	#3
sher hellooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: dallas, fer sure Age: 39 Posts: 8,551	my last for a while... but DAYUM... what could possibly make these women think "i look good. i think i'll wear THIS to a premiere!"?!! courtney love (obviously in the midst of another drug problem)

10-04-2002, 04:35 PM	#6
sher hellooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: dallas, fer sure Age: 39 Posts: 8,551	could courtney's lips be any bigger than in this picture? now i understand her rationalization: big lips, tiny skirt. it's allllll about balance. btw: thank GOD she is wearing underwear!

10-04-2002, 05:03 PM	#8
sher hellooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: dallas, fer sure Age: 39 Posts: 8,551	omg fluff, that is hysterical! AND on the other end of the spectrum... for the first time in history. Pamela Anderson in the BIGGEST dress EVER!!! this dress could cover pam, brit, pink and maybe beyonce's ass!

10-04-2002, 07:30 PM	#10
eny FORT Fogey Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,476	The queen of who stole my dress, Christina

10-04-2002, 10:53 PM	#11
Mdrio9 hee Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: New York City Age: 23 Posts: 2,401	Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! I hate Mariah Carey!!!! Has anyone seen Glitter??? Horrible movie overall...but excellent laughing fodder.

10-04-2002, 11:30 PM	#13
fluff Why can't we just rewind? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 42,938	It would take the slightest gust of wind for Christina's little booby to pop out of that top. __________________ "That's Numberwang!"

10-05-2002, 06:33 AM	#14
cali Soccer Kicks Balls Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: right behind you Age: 43 Posts: 15,258	Is Mariah wearing a slip? I don't get that at all : This thread is killing me Great idea sher __________________ "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

10-05-2002, 10:29 AM	#15
sher hellooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: dallas, fer sure Age: 39 Posts: 8,551	yup, a slip. a SLIP! in PUBLIC! to accept an AWARD no less! here's another little... er...lovely? Lil' Kim

10-05-2002, 10:49 AM	#16
Feifer Home Sweet Home! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Dallas Age: 39 Posts: 4,532	I really think Lil' Kim takes the cake....her pasted together and pasted on bandaides of outfits are so horrible. There is nothing attractive about this crap. Makes them look bad bad bad! Definate proof that less in not more. __________________ It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

10-05-2002, 10:52 AM	#17
*John* The race is back! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the mat Age: 39 Posts: 40,434	Well, this is Li'l Kim at VH1's Say It Loud event:

10-05-2002, 11:06 AM	#18
Feifer Home Sweet Home! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Dallas Age: 39 Posts: 4,532	Wow! that is loud enough. And what she is saying is,"Look I am naked...except for my shades." __________________ It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

10-07-2002, 06:54 PM	#19
sher hellooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: dallas, fer sure Age: 39 Posts: 8,551	and how could i forget? [one of] the infamous dress[es] of j.lo.

10-07-2002, 07:05 PM	#20
Miss Filangi Evil Slash Crazy Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Looking for a place to happen Age: 36 Posts: 11,376	L'il Kim... aka, "I love my boobies" __________________ If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.