Which Musical Artist would you like to be?

[phat32]

I would like to be one of those new-fangled musicians, but I can't keep up with all those bands you crazy kids are listening to these days.

I would like to be anyone who sports lots of tattoos, is drunk in public, cameos in major Hollywood films and acts spectacularly bad, writes a book of poetry panned by the major critics, curses at daytime TV show hosts who are stupid enough to have him as a guest, makes a fool of myself on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards, becomes a self-parody, has his house shown on a one-off episode of Martha Stewart, and dates superficial European supermodels only to dump them at St. Bart's a week later.

In other words, I would like to have the very life I lead now.

Oh, and Snowflakegirl, I'll play tambourine in your band.

[SnowflakeGirl]

Awesome, Phat, you kill me!!!

You can definitely be in the band, we'll even allow you to rock out with your own *rad* tambourine solo--the groupie babes are always hot for the tambourinist!!!

[holly71]

Talent wise, I'd say Prince. Dude can play something like 21 instruments & has written songs for himself & many other artists.

Personality wise, Cher. I love it how she defies her age & how she does what she wants & couldn't give a sh*t what anyone says about her. She's endured adversity in her life, harsh criticism, & yet she always bounces back on her feet. Very strong person; very admirable in that respect.

[Paulie]

If VH1's Behind The Music has taught me nothing else, it's that I wish I was a member of Def Leppard.

[holly71]

Originally posted by Paulie
If VH1's Behind The Music has taught me nothing else, it's that I wish I was a member of Def Leppard.

Why? B/C they bag all the girls?

[Shayla]

Originally posted by SnowflakeGirl
Okay now, I'm going to have to place a moratorium on all the self-effacing comments you people are posting! I'm going to start a band with everybody from this thread and we are all going to ROCK!!!

*Tap, tap, tap*
Is this thing on?

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
one two three four, one two three four...
*chaotic riffs*...

Actually, the guitar music I play dates to the Lute Period. Give me several hundred years to catch up (and a stasis room "Red Dwarf" style).

Perhaps I can be the dancer? The roadie?

[EvaLaruefan]

I would like to be Jennifer Lopez (although not married 3 times), she's a great singer,actress,has her own clothes line,owns a restaurant and looks great!

[SnowflakeGirl]

Originally posted by Shayla
Perhaps I can be the dancer?

Of course, Shay, but only if you are of the caged go-go variety.

Or maybe wearing an attractive banana suit?
(Sorry, gratuitous use of the banana emoticon--but it is so cute!)

[Shayla]

Anything for you.

Snowflake, I think the FoRT-ers are going to dub us the late-night party crowd.

[SnowflakeGirl]

Oh yeah, FoRT after hours!