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    Osama Hearts Whitney?

    I thought this was just so random and creepy, I had to post it.

    Osama Bin Laden Wants To Convert Whitney Houston To Islam
    Apparently he's obsessed...

    By: Daniel Melia on 8/21/2006



    Whitney Houston has a new fan in the form of the world’s most wanted man – Osama Bin Laden.

    According to Bin Laden’s former sex slave Kola Boof the Saudi native is obsessed with the crack addicts work.

    She told Harpers Bazaar: “He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.”

    "He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."

    Apparently Bin Laden wants to convert Bobby Brown’s lady to Islam and shower her with copious amounts of gifs.

    Boof said: "He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

    "He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

    She added: "He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives."
    Put this in the WTF? Files.
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    So out of all of the beautiful black women in this country, he's mesmerized by Whitney? How odd.
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    Osama? Whitney? omg, this is too wierd.

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    well back in the days whitney was the IT

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    Well, here's one online comic's way of looking at it:

    http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech...hives/860.html

    Last edited by Leo; 08-24-2006 at 05:43 AM.

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    Wow. Just wow.

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    Love that cartoon. They should have had Wile E. Coyote holding the rope.

    Did anyone watch "In the Footsteps of bin Laden" on CNN last night? I found it quite interesting (although it made no mention of Whitney Houston ) and apparently they're going to rerun it on Saturday and Sunday at 7 pm.
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    I heard this on my way to work today, and thought the same thing. WTF.
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    This is too funny, and weird. how random..
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    Love that cartoon.....its funny that osama likes whitney

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