An interesting form of divination! I'll give this a try:
How does the world see you?
Canadian Capers - Tom Dorsey & his Orchestra - Classic Ragtime
I only went to Canada once--and it was purely for business, honest!
Will I have a happy life?
Ulug-Khemim, Sayan, Tangdym - Tuva - Echoes from the Spirit World
Well that figures.
What do people really think of me?
Finger Lickin' Good - Beastie Boys - Check your Head
I'm not sure if that's complimentary, or just an observation that I've been to KFC a few times too many.
Do I have any admirers?
East Virginia - Pete Seeger - The Essential Pete Seeger
So I do... wherever that is.
How can I make myself happy?
Helios Op 76 - Matthias - Symphony No. 3 etc
Get out in the sun more, I guess!
What should I do with my life?
Joe Hill's "Casey Jones" - Pete Seeger - Dangerous Songs?
I always knew I should be a train engineer.
Will I get (or stay) married?
North Carolina Breakdown - Hillbillies from Mars
I hate to think what that means.
What is some good advice for me?
Friends / Don & Kelly's Waltz - Hillbillies from Mars
Dance, dance, DANCE!
How will I be remembered?
Potpourri of Steppes Melodies - Tuva - Echoes from the Spirit World
What is my signature dancing song?
Y Dref Wen - Tecwyn Ifan - Goreuon Tecwyn Ifan
I'm not sure you even can dance to that.
What do I think my current theme song is?
FisherBGJ - Player Piano
Just to be clear, that's not from an album called "player piano", it's from a collection of songs played by a player piano. On the plus side, it's a player piano that belongs to Peter Jackson.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
The Pill - Pete Seeger - Dangerous Songs?
Pete Seeger immitating a Scottish housewife singing about birth control. Getting into a whole wierd area here.
What song will play at my funeral?
The Blue Nun - Beastie Boys - Check your Head
I was really hoping for a Jazz funeral, but the Oracle has spoken.
What type of men/women do I like?
Jolly Coppersmith - Player Piano
What is my day going to be like?
Hero of the Day - The Bluegrass Tribute to Metallica - Fade to Bluegrass
I was going to vacuum--does that count?
Darn--the next 20 songs it picked would have made for a much more rocking future (RATM, Pumpkins, Circle Jerks, and some of Pete Seeger's more rabble rousing songs).