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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnyone
    Yes, it makes sense now. I don't know why they did that jingle- it's so negative!
    Well, I am a little late in answering this. The jingle used to be in two parts. There was a series of commercials in the 70s with little vignettes. The jingle started, "Everybody doesn't like something...." with a shot of everyday nuisances, such as, someone getting caught in rain, stuck in traffic, paying bills, a little kid getting a hair cut, etc. Then the jingle continued, "But, nobody doesn't like Sara Lee." And that person would get a Sara Lee treat.

    When you hear the whole thing it makes more sense.

    Back to on topic:
    Wrong: She's a muscular boy, a complete impossibility. (Old song from the 60s, don't remember who it is by.)
    Right: She's a must to avoid, a complete impossibility.

    Just reread this. Man, I am old.

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    I am embarrassed to admit this:
    "Panama" by Van Halen. David Lee in the speaking part says to the effect
    "Reach down between my legs and ease the seat back"
    As a 10ish year old, and starting to think randy thoughts, I heard, "reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag". Thought he was talking about his scrotum!!!! But my lyrics fit in just as wel.
    "The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N." Wooderson, "Dazed & Confused"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chickngirl
    I am embarrassed to admit this:
    "Panama" by Van Halen. David Lee in the speaking part says to the effect
    "Reach down between my legs and ease the seat back"
    As a 10ish year old, and starting to think randy thoughts, I heard, "reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag". Thought he was talking about his scrotum!!!! But my lyrics fit in just as wel.
    OMG...as a huge DLRoth fan...I have actually snorted reading your post...thanks for a great laugh!!!
    Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens

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    Thanks- that is one of my more embarrasing stories!!
    "The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N." Wooderson, "Dazed & Confused"

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    Shania Twain's "Shoes" (from the Desperate Housewives soundtrack):
    Wrong lyric: Some you wear in, in sunny weather (I know it makes no sense)
    Right lyric: Some you wear in, and some you wear out
    Hurley: (holding up a Jesus statue) I don't know. I thought there might be a prowler or something.
    Mrs. Reyes: (grabbing the statue) Jesus Christ is not a weapon! - LOST "There's No Place Like Home Pt. 1

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    Ugh, my sister thought Gwen Stefani was singing "I ain't no Harlem fat girl" in Hollaback Girl! LMAO!

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    I tend to hear the wrong thing too.

    Alanis Morissette's Ironic

    I thought it said, an old man turned and he ate. It's actually an old man, turned ninety-eight.

    Then she says it figures
    I thought she said, it's a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff111
    Ugh, my sister thought Gwen Stefani was singing "I ain't no Harlem fat girl" in Hollaback Girl! LMAO!
    Oh man, that's hilarious.

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    Here's something that's very funny. At my church, our worship team is doing a song this Christmas by Mariah Carey called "Jesus, Born On This Day". I was just told the other night by one of the women on the team that she was shopping with her 4-year-old daughter and she started singing the song. Here's the right lyrics and then what she sang: Right Lyric: Jesus, Born On This Day.
    Wrong Lyric: (What the little girl sang) Jesus, what a mistake
    Is that the ultimate in misheard lyrics?
    Hurley: (holding up a Jesus statue) I don't know. I thought there might be a prowler or something.
    Mrs. Reyes: (grabbing the statue) Jesus Christ is not a weapon! - LOST "There's No Place Like Home Pt. 1

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    Dixie Chicks - Wide Open Spaces

    right : She knows the high stakes.
    wrong : She knows Ohio stinks.
    Getting lost will help you find yourself.

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