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    Weird & Funny Lyrics

    A spin-off of the Amazing Lyrics thread, we dedicate to the people who dare to write differently - in a funny and weird kinda way.

    I have a few:
    1. Shakira - Whenever Wherever
    ...Lucky my breasts are so small and humble, so you don't confuse them, with mountains...

    2. Maria Mena - You're The Only One
    ...I hope you can forgive me for that time I put my hands between your legs and say it's small, cause it's not at all.

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    I think Steve Miller writes some of the funniest and most forced stretches in order to get a rhyme.

    From "Take the Money & Run"

    Headed down to old El Paso
    That's where they ran into a great big hasso (hassle)
    Bobby shot a man while robbin' his casso (castle)

    Big Jim is a detective down in Texas
    He says he knows exactly what the faxis (facts is)
    He aint gonna let them two escape justice
    He makes his livin' off of the people's tax-es
    Last edited by Daddio; 06-03-2004 at 12:11 PM.

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    Missy Elliot - Work It (self-explanatory)

    I'd like to get to know ya so I could show ya
    Put the p**** on ya like I told ya
    Gimme all your numbers so I could phone ya
    Your girl actin' stank then call me over
    Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
    Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
    You do or you don't or you will or won't ya
    Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
    See my hips and my tips, don't ya
    See my a** and my lips, don't ya
    Lost a few pounds and my waist for ya
    This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta
    Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
    Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
    Work it, I need a glass of water
    Boy, oh, boy, it's good to know ya

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    Limp Bizkit - Hot Dog (censored in most part )

    Listen up, listen up!
    Here we go
    It's a *F'ed* world
    We're a *F'ed* up place
    Everybody's judged by their *F'ed* up face
    *F'ed* up dreams
    *F'ed* up life
    A*F'ed* up kid
    With a*F'ed* up knife
    *F'ed* up moms
    And *F'ed* dads
    It's a *F'ed* up a cop
    With a *F'ed* up badge
    *F'ed* up job
    With *F'ed* up pay
    And a *F'ed* up boss
    Is a *F'ed* up pain
    *F'ed* up press
    And *F'ed*up lies
    Well, Lethal's in the back
    With the fact of the fires

    Weird ... more disturbing

    Just a couple for now ... many more really!

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    You Thought Wrong- Kelly Clarkson and Tamyra Gray

    "Get it through your thick, thick, thick, thick head."

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    "I'm in Love With My Car" by Queen

    (FYI - in case anyone is interested, this is also the song that is used in the recent "Hummer" commercials on TV and Radio. Its not easily recognizable as a Queen song of course because its one of the rare songs sung by drummer Roger Taylor instead of Freddie Mercury).

    Ah, ah ah ah ahhhhh
    The machine of a dream
    Such a clean machine
    With the pistons a pumpin'
    And the hub caps all gleam

    When I'm holdin' your wheel
    All I hear is your gear
    When my hand's on your grease gun
    Oh it's like a disease son

    I'm in love with my car
    Gotta feel for my automobile
    Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
    Such a thrill when your radials squeal

    Told my girl I'll have to forget her
    Rather buy me a new carburetor
    So she made tracks sayin'
    This is the end now
    Cars don't talk back
    They're just four wheeled friends now

    When I'm holdin your wheel
    All I hear is your gear
    When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
    Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive

    I'm in love with my car
    Gotta feel for my automobile
    I'm in love with my car
    String back gloves in my automolove

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    Tori Amos - exerpt from "Muhammad My Friend"

    ....and Gladys save a place for me on your grapevine
    till I get my own tv show
    ashree, ashree, ashree, ashree
    and if I lose my cracker jacks at the tidal wave
    I've got a place in the pope's rubber robe
    I said Muhammad My Friend
    We Both Know It Was A Girl
    Back In Bethlehem....


    Quite quirky...but really a great, great song.
    Alanis Morissette - So-Called Chaos GO BUY YOURS NOW!!
    Mrs. Dalloway said she'd buy the flowers herself today.
    Diana DeGarmo, she almost had it all

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    I'm currently listening to this song, funny/weird lyrics definitely. True? well to each his/her own

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    Can't Hold Us Down - Christina Aguilera Featuring Lil'kim
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    Can't Hold Us Down
    (So) What am I not supposed to have an opinion
    Should I keep quiet just because I'm a woman
    Call me a bitch cos I speak what's on my mind
    Guess it's easier for you to swallow if I sat and smiled

    When a female fires back
    Suddenly big talker don't know how to act
    So he does what any little boy will do
    Making up a few false rumors or two

    That for sure is not a man to me
    Slanderin' names for popularity
    It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
    But now it's time for me to come and give you more to say

    This is for my girls all around the world
    Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
    Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
    So what do we do girls?
    Shout Out Loud!
    Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
    Lift your hands high and wave them proud
    Take a deep breath and say it loud
    Never can, never will, can't hold us down

    Nobody can hold us down
    Nobody can hold us down
    Nobody can hold us down
    Never can, never will

    So what am I not supposed to say what I'm saying
    Are you offended with the message I'm bringing
    Call me whatever cos your words don't mean a thing
    Guess you ain't even a man enough to handle what I sing

    If you look back in history
    It's a common double standard of society
    The guy gets all the glory the more he can score
    While the girl can do the same and yet you call her a whore

    I don't understand why it's okay
    The guy can get away with it & the girl gets named
    All my ladies come together and make a change
    Start a new beginning for us everybody sing

    This is for my girls all around the world
    Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
    Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
    What do we do girls?
    Shout Out Loud!
    Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
    Lift your hands high and wave 'em proud
    Take a deep breath and say it loud
    Never can, never will, can't hold us down

    [Lil' Kim:]
    Check it - Here's something I just can't understand
    If the guy have three girls then he's the man
    He can either give us some head,or sex so raw,
    If the girl do the same, then she's a whore
    But the table's about to turn
    I'll bet my fame on it
    Cats take my ideas and put their name on it
    It's aiight though, you can't hold me down
    I got to keep on movin'
    To all my girls with a man who be tryin to mack
    Do it right back to him and let that be that
    You need to let him know that his game is whack
    And Lil' Kim and Christina Aguilera thats that

    You're just a little boy
    Think you're so cute, so coy
    You must talk so big
    To make up for smaller things
    So you're just a little boy
    All you'll do is annoy
    You must talk so big
    To make up for smaller things

    This is for my girls...
    This is for my girls all around the world
    Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
    Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
    So what do we do girls?
    Shout Out Loud!
    Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
    Lift your hands high and wave 'em proud
    Take a deep breath and say it loud
    Never can, never will, can't hold us down

    This is for my girls all around the world
    Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
    Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
    So what do we do girls?
    Shout Out Loud!
    Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
    Lift your hands high and wave 'em proud
    Take a deep breath and say it loud
    Never can, never will, can't hold us down

    Oh Oh (X-tina)
    Yeah we here (Lil'Kim)
    Where back again (Lil'Kim)
    Lil'Kim X-tina Aguilera (Lil'Kim)
    Spread the word, (Lil'Kim)
    Can't hold us down! (X-tina)

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    Quote Originally Posted by royalcloudjumpe
    Tori Amos - exerpt from "Muhammad My Friend"

    ....and Gladys save a place for me on your grapevine
    till I get my own tv show
    ashree, ashree, ashree, ashree
    and if I lose my cracker jacks at the tidal wave
    I've got a place in the pope's rubber robe
    I said Muhammad My Friend
    We Both Know It Was A Girl
    Back In Bethlehem....


    Quite quirky...but really a great, great song.

    YES! Royal Cloud, I think I wubs you!

    How about from Tori...

    God - 'God,sometimes you just don't come through,do you need a woman to look after you?'

    Talula - 'I got my rape hat on,honey,but I always could accessorize'

    Precious Things - 'I wanna smash the faces,of those beautiful boys,those Christian boys,so you can make me c**,that doesn't make you Jesus'

    Can't take a good day without a bad one
    Don't feel just to smile until I had one
    Where did I learn?
    I make a fuss about a little thing
    The rhyme is losing to the riddling

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    Umm...listening to the radio, heard this song found it funny

    "I hope you can forgive me for that time when I put my hand between you`re legs and sayd it was small, cause it`s really not at all."
    Artist : Maria Mena
    Title : You're The Only One


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue_cool
    Umm...listening to the radio, heard this song found it funny



    Artist : Maria Mena
    Title : You're The Only One


    lol. i laugh everytime i hear that.
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