A spin-off of the Amazing Lyrics thread, we dedicate to the people who dare to write differently - in a funny and weird kinda way.
I have a few:
1. Shakira - Whenever Wherever
...Lucky my breasts are so small and humble, so you don't confuse them, with mountains...
2. Maria Mena - You're The Only One
...I hope you can forgive me for that time I put my hands between your legs and say it's small, cause it's not at all.