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    Selling New Machines mrcorkles's Avatar
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    I also love the lyrics from Hanky Panky by Madonna from The Dick Tracy Soundtrack

    Some guys they like candy
    Others they like a prize
    I'll settle for the back of your hand
    Somewhere on my behind
    Treat me like I'm a bad girl
    Even when I'm being good to you
    I don't want you to thank me
    I just want you to spank me


    Can't take a good day without a bad one
    Don't feel just to smile until I had one
    Where did I learn?
    I make a fuss about a little thing
    The rhyme is losing to the riddling

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    I think anything from Shakira

    The One - "So i found a reason to shave my legs"

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    There`s this song, i cant remember who the artist is or the name of the song, but a friend told me to download it. lol the song was this guy singing the many ways you can masturbate, for a girl, hehe. I didnt even listen to the entire song, it was pretty long, like 6 minutes i think.

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    Here I have one.

    Loser by Beck

    In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
    butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
    with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
    dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
    kill the headlights and put it in neutral
    stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
    baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
    got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
    someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
    about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
    don't believe everything that you breathe
    you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
    so shave your face with some mace in the dark
    savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
    Yo. Cut it.
    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
    Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
    ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
    'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
    one's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
    with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job


    the daytime crap of the folksinger slob
    he hung himself with a guitar string
    a slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
    you can't write if you can't relate
    trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
    and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
    that's chokin' on the splinters
    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
    (get crazy with the cheese whiz)
    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
    (drive-by body-pierce)
    (yo bring it on down)
    soooooooyy....
    (I'm a driver, I'm a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
    (I can't believe you)
    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
    (Schprechen sie Deutches, baby)
    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
    (Know what I'm sayin'?)

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    I think anything by Wierd Al Yankovic is Hillarious!
    Check out my avatar It's Chad Michael Murray!

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