If I'm Madonna, I won't too.Love Confusion
You'd think that doing such a bang-up job of covering Madonna's 'Papa Don't Preach' would have stood Kelly Osbourne in good stead with the queen of pop, but apparently that's not the case.
So say US Weekly, who reckon that the princess of darkness would do anything to hook up with her Madge-sty, bombarding her with letters and flowers, but so far the response has been positively Aguilera-ian.
A so-called friend of Kelly's told the mag: "Kelly was furious that Madonna did not make an effort to contact her back." The friend goes on to point out the unfairness of Madge's favouritism of Britney.
Let's hope these two never meet up anytime soon. It looks like Kelly might give Maddie a right tongue-lashing. No, the other kind.