Sad thing is, those are the actual lyrics. Okay then.The song "whenever, wherever" by Shakira, i don't understand most of the lyrics, but i believe a bit goes "lucky my breasts are small & humble otherwise u might mistake them for mountains" or something of the sort!! WHO WROTE THOSE LYRICS????
I love the Friends episode where Pheobe thought the line was, "Hold me close, young Tony Danza" instead of Tiny Dancer.