Okay, I lasted through 45 seconds of Farrah's song before I felt like my ears were beginning to bleed. I couldn't understand a word of the lyrics, the instrumentals were awful, and her voice...well, at least it proves that there are some things even autotune can't fix. Honestly, that makes "Friday" sound like it's Grammy-worthy.
But what I find most disturbing is that the song was released to coordinate with her book. A book? Seriously? Some publisher paid Farrah to write a book? Why? What could she possibly have to say that would warrant an entire book? I would have bet Farrah's never read an entire book, much less attempted to write one, even if they gave her a ghost-writer.