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    in that episode where Jessica eats a big strawberry shortcake,were they watching porn in the living room?

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    I watched the episode where Nick and Drew were in Fiji. I give Nick lots of credit getting up on that surfboard. What was hilarious was that last honeymoon montage of him and Drew.

    I also liked the next episode where Nick and Drew try sodding the next lot. I like how he tries to do it himself. I really admire that and would marry him in a heartbeat, Jessica absolutely does not appreciate him or his values.

    Those day laborers they hired were the laziest people I have ever seen. Must be retired state or federal workers. All you do is see them eating and talking how hard they work and in the back are Drew and Nick rototilling and prepping the yard. The contrast the following day when Nick hire the professional crew is unbelievable. Hey Nick you can come mow my lawn any day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pin0yb0y
    in that episode where Jessica eats a big strawberry shortcake,were they watching porn in the living room?
    I don't think so. They always blur out the TV....even ball games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marley
    I don't think so. They always blur out the TV....even ball games.
    but they were talking about the private parts and Jessica even did a pose of how a guy was posing then nick said somehting about a masturbation song

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaby
    I really don't think most people realize how expensive it is to own a home in southern California. Its not unheard of a 1800 sq. foot home in that part of Cali costing $500,000.00

    YES, I said a half million for a house less than 2000 sq. foot. Anything consider the "L.A." area... is just horribly over priced. And these are every day kind of homes.. not mansion's... or even McMansion's...
    And right there is the reason I left Los Angeles! At least, that was part of the reason.

    Some friends of mine out there bought their first home shortly before I moved away. It was an older Spanish styled home. Two bedrooms, one bath, no garage and less total square footage than the small apartment I was living in at the time. They said it was a little over $350,000.

    Now that I'm in Texas I have a brand new 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath 2 story home with double detached garage and large yard with a privacy fence. In a nice quiet little neighborhood. Total price: $115,000 and monthly mortage less than my previous rent.

    As for Nick and Jessica - since this is their thread - I still find their show funny. I met Jessica at the Billboard Awards during her first big year. She was sick but very excited about being there. She was Ricky Martin's opening act out on tour. I don't know for sure how much of the dumb is an act, but she's a very nice person. Ditto for Nick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pin0yb0y
    but they were talking about the private parts and Jessica even did a pose of how a guy was posing then nick said somehting about a masturbation song
    Really? Oh my. I must have missed that episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bearcata
    I watched the episode where Nick and Drew were in Fiji. I give Nick lots of credit getting up on that surfboard. What was hilarious was that last honeymoon montage of him and Drew.

    Hey Nick you can come mow my lawn any day.

    I loved that episode!

    I stand by what I've said before, Nick has the patience of a saint. He puts up with Jessica (whom I adore, btw), but he'll wrangle a surfboard all day until he gets it right. Jessica got very lucky when she got Nick, I hope she's smart enough to keep him.

    The "honeymoon* montage was precious! I don't want to get choked up, but I think Nick and Drew aren't just brothers, they're friends. The way they gazed into each other's eyes....Nick gently putting his arm around his brother's neck. Pure sugah.

    Oh yeah, I'd love for you to cut my lawn too, Nick.

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    I've grown to really like both of them. At first I thought Nick was a control freak -- which he is, but in a good way.
    His work ethic reminds me of my brothers and dad. If they won the lottery today, they'd still spend their weekends putting in a deck. Nick may be frugal, but I also think he likes the sense of accomplishment that comes with manual labor.
    "If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malenkaya
    Now that I'm in Texas I have a brand new 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath 2 story home with double detached garage and large yard with a privacy fence. In a nice quiet little neighborhood. Total price: $115,000 and monthly mortage less than my previous rent.
    And I bet your California friends are green with envy. I was stunned when I had done the research for homes in the LA area, when a family member was considering a move out there for a what she thought was a better job. I thought those real estate agents were yanking my chain about the prices versus quality of home. It was when I saw the pictures of the home that was a bargin at $220,000.00

    What I saw was a home we would have condemn in Dallas.

    And about that last episode of Nick and Drew putting in the side lawn... did you hear the Home Depot guy say that it was "7000 square feet" side yard? Was that right? Holy cow... that is a milion dollar side yard. Makes you wonder what they paid for that house.

    And I am curious why they have not shown any footage of the trip Jessica and Kacee took back east. The trip to do a CD signing at a Walmart. They had expected under 300 people... and there were over 3000 there waiting. Remember Jessica calling her Mother freaking out... it was in one of Ashlee's shows when Mother Simpson is telling Jessica to calm down... I really wanted to see the fans attacking the limo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pin0yb0y
    but they were talking about the private parts and Jessica even did a pose of how a guy was posing then nick said somehting about a masturbation song
    Hiya! I'm kinda embarrassed that I even KNOW the answer to this ... but I think they were watching the Brittany Spears concert on HBO, and Jessica was talking about Brittany's masturbation song she does. And when she was talking about what the guy was doing, I think she was referring to Brittany's backup dancers. So you're right ... Jess WAS doing what you thought she was doing.
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