Episode 3 Recap: You Are Getting Verdy Sleeepy or Bored!
You Are Getting Verdy Sleeepy or Bored!
Mr Personality Re-cap 3
This week finds us starting out with Hayley and the remaining guys just after the last un-masking ceremony. Hayley makes the comment that she hopes now the boys will be grown up, no more of those frat boy antics of the ones who have departed. Well, of course no sooner have the words left her serious mouth when Ted Yellow a/k/a Big Bird starts slurring his words and nodding off on the couch. Hayley is disgusted and one of the guys mentions he has had more than just drinks. At this point Hayley again must escape the madness before a gang bang erupts at the Tappa Kegga Day house. She asks Chris Green to escort her to the dark room.
Dark and Scary
Chris carries Hayley down the steps, he is so macho, pinch me! Then starts asking Hayley questions about what type of guy she wants. As Hayley gives her laundry list of the perfect male we hear Chris in a voice over explaining how he can become a chameleon to adjust to Hayley's wants. Ok, so now Chris thinks he is some type of sick super hero but its all a little scary to me! They share a little kiss and Hayley makes a statement that she feels Ok when ever she is with Chris so safe ahhhhhh I think her eyelashes actually fluttered, ugh," Chris Chameleon, my hero!" Chris comments that his plan is working. I think his dark villain mustache was stuck under his mask or he probably would have twirled it.
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippp back in Mansionville
Jim Purple is complaining about having to carry Big Bird up the stairs to bed while Mr. Green is in the dark room with Hayley. Geeze , I thought Barney always taught us to love each other.
The next morning we are treated to a new person, a butler, never knew he was around but he knocks on the door of Jim Purple and informs him he is going on one of the three one-on-one dates with Hayley. Downstairs Hayley is waiting with picnic basket in tow to head to a winery for a day of eating grapes and tasting fermented ones! See, Barney doing that good deed for Big Bird paid off for you. Jim and Hayley ride to the winery in a convertible with Hayley driving and Jim in the passenger seat. The car is small and I am guessing they went with the top down to accommodate Jim's big purple robot head. I bet that was fun for the other drivers on the road. Look a purple headed man, I needed that on the vacation scavenger hunt! Hayley and Jim enjoy their picnic and talk and ahhhh then stroll thru the vineyard where they finally kiss. Ok I wonder who designed the masks and did they think about kissing in those things? Noses of regular proportion are awkward enough, all the logistics of turning your head etc.. but when you have a giant, pointy, latex thing on the middle of your face and NO, not what your thinking, it makes kissing just down right hard to watch! Well, after the sort of face mashing they get oh so fun and cute and decide to have a wine fight. Yes, they throw the remainder of their wine on one another! And it was a red wine too! Ok, the next time I am at a party I can't wait to start that game I am sure it will be a hit! Or I might get hit by my hostess. Back at the ranch the guys are discussing how they think ole Jim is kind of vanilla for Hayley and well just not her type because they know her so well.
Look Into My Eyes
At the villa the men are also have their undies in a bunch over Chris Green and his 'tactics'. Chris constantly stays in his room listening to hypnosis tapes and making extensive notes in a journal. I am pretty sure I saw a video copy of the Jungle Book too and Chris was studying the part where the snake makes those swirly eyes at the kid and sings a soothing song… "Trust in me, just in meeeeee…" It was a little creepy and the other guys think this is unfair and Hayley should know about it.
Will Silver is treated to the next date and it is a day at Pismo beach. The day starts with the two being strapped to the back of a hummer as it takes them four wheeling thru the sand dunes. Will screamed a lot like a little girl but Hayley was a trooper and seemed to like it. Of course there is the predictable dinner for two on the beach looking at the ocean and talk, Hayley thinks Will is very much himself around her. Will passes on the perfect opportunity to kiss Hayley and she questions his confidence later in her voice over.
Trust in me…..
I told you Chris was studying that snake in Jungle Book. Naturally Chris gets the next one on one date. This date is a flight in a helicopter to start. Chris is very touch feely with Hayley and they smooch a time or two in the air as they ohh and awwww at the lights of the city from the air. After they land Chris immediately throws one of his many subliminal plans into action by having Hayley walk down the stairs with her eyes closed so she will have to "trust" him. This is all planned by Chris of course and I know I saw him try to twirl his imaginary mustache. Atop the building there is a dinner set up harem style, lots of pillows and fabric draped everywhere. Hayley and Chris dance and she talks about how much she likes gazing into those amazing eyes. Well, hell yes honey, it is pretty amazing when a man can make his eyes go all swirly like that! Hayley is into Chris but after some fresh air and a narrow escape of Chris the Chameleon she wonders if he is just really that smooth.
Monica is a good listener
While Chris is on his date with Hayley, Monica sits back at the masked villa and listens to why each guy thinks he will win. My favorite was Michael Red and his certainty that he will be staying. Michael is the guy that believes each time he is kicked to the curb that it is really the girl and not him, that it does "happen to everyone", size doesn't matter, and you can catch those STD's from a toilet seat! Poor Michael the foreshadowing force has been with him this whole episode!
But I Can Explain!
Ted Yellow takes Hayley aside the next morning and wants to explain his behavior the night he was staggering around. He explains that he was so nervous about the ceremony he took a Xanax to help with his anxiety. Then he gives Hayley a ring he has had for a number of years, signal to Hayley, please don't break up with me yet! Well, of course Hayley can't resist an over anxious man who wants you to wear his ring! Can She?
Tonight Hayley will eliminate two men and it isn't hard to figure out which two that will be! Ted Yellow is told to take his anxious Big Bird butt and fly the coop and Michael Red must once again leave believing that this girl has a problem. There wasn't a whole lot of drama at the exit ceremony this week and well hopefully next week we will see who Hayley can stand for any length of time.
Will it be Chris Green, Will Silver, Jim Purple or Peyton Orange. I am thinking she will have to go with Chris Green because out of all these guys you would have to be hypnotized to want any of them!
Big Kiss till next time!