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    Will don't have any fun. madbanana's Avatar
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    Movie quotes

    In the movie game the subject was 'favorite movie quote'

    And I had about 100000 ideas for that so i decided yto start a thread and post all of them


    --------Miss Congeniality--------

    1.F.B.I. You might want to stay out of this


    2.You think I'm gorgeous... You want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to smooch me... You want to hug me.


    3.[To models refusing pizza and beer.] It's lite beer, and she's gonna throw it up anyway.


    4.I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!


    5.Donut Nazi

    6.Of couse he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!

    7.And we'll be right back with our five final lesbians -- contestants!
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    I think my absolute favorite is at the end of Some Like it Hot.

    Jack Lemon as he pulls off the wig: "I'm a man."

    Joe E. Brown: "Nobody's perfect."
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    aw Clint Eastwood........

    can't quote exact but, sure someone else could. (too lazy to think right now)

    Also,
    from Gladiator.
    Everything !! (I love that movie)
    So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
    ~ Christina Aguilera

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    From The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert:

    Bernadette: "I've said it before, and I'll say it again: 'No more f****** ABBA!'"

    Mitzi: "Oh, get back in your kennels, both of you."

    Mitzi: "There are two things I don't like about you, Felicia. Your face, so how about shutting both of them?"

    Felicia: "Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels."

    Cynthia: "Me don't like you. You bad husband. You have little ding-a-ling anyway."

    Bernadette: "Being a man one day and a woman the next is not an easy thing."

    Felicia: "Do you have the Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"

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    Quotes by Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in "Tombstone"...man, I loved that movie.

    It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds

    It's true, you are a good woman
    Then again, you may be the antichrist


    I have not yet begun to defile myself.
    That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
    Dorothy Parker

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    First I'd like to say that Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy are awesome!
    these might not be the exact quote's but ....
    from best in show (my personal fav.):
    "we could just not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about." (Sherri Ann Cabot)

    from waiting for guffman:
    "People say, You must have been the class clown. and I say, No, I wasn't. but I sat next to the class clown and I studied him." (Dr. Pearl)

    "We consider ourselves bi-coastal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts." (Ron Albertson)
    "We could just not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about"~Sherri Ann Cabot (from the movie Best in Show)

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    "Leave the gun, take the cannolies" Godfather

    Something like "My children are not well nourished" Splendor in the Grass. The family is having problems, when I first saw that movie, I thought is was to show how clueless the mother was and she said that at the table when they all huffed away. Then I later thought is was a commentary on their family, how the kids were raised without sustanance. It's funny how the same thing has different meaning as you get older/mature.

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    I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen. - Say Anything

    There's such a fine line between cleverness and stupidity. - Spinal Tap

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    From Dumb and Dumber just a few because that movie is full of great quotes!

    "Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!"

    "Our pets heads are fallin' off!"

    "That John Denver's full of sh** man!"

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    god likes me!!!! he really likes me!!!! ~~Let It Ride

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