Best/Worst Situations to Recite a Movie Line

KarateGirl1387 · 07-11-2006, 07:50 PM

So I haven't actually tried these, for fear of embarrassing myself or getting in trouble, but I thought it'd be pretty funny if: (All of these are from 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' by the way, but feel free to quote from any movie

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-When asked to sign anything (form, contract, etc.) you say, "What do you say to 3 shillings and we forget the name?"

-If a boss/professor/teacher asks you to hand in your assignment, you say, "I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request."

-Screaming across the court/field at the ref, "Curse you for breathin', ya slack-jawed idiot!"

-A police car stops you and asks if you're aware that you've just broken the law. You respond with, "Laws are more what you'd call...guidelines instead of actual rules."

-You're about to be arrested and before they slap the cuffs on you, you say, "Parlay!"

-Ladies, to your boyfriend/husband while you're out shopping and about to go try on clothes in the dressing room: "Do us a favor...I know it's difficult for you...but please, stay here and try not to do anything...stupid."

-You're underage and buying a drink in a bar. When you show the bartender your ID, he/she says they cannot serve alcohol to minors; you respond with, "I'm terribly sorry. If I see one, I will inform you immediately."

-Someone asks you about your guy friend that's sitting next to you, say, "No one, he's no one. Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch."

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nlmcp · 07-13-2006, 05:40 AM

I'm amused. That's all that matters.

Caeryn23 · 07-17-2006, 01:21 PM

From Ghostbusters:
- If something goes wrong with an appliance: "Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."

07-11-2006, 07:50 PM	#1
KarateGirl1387 Black Belt Beauty Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Minnesota Age: 23 Posts: 88	Best/Worst Situations to Recite a Movie Line So I haven't actually tried these, for fear of embarrassing myself or getting in trouble, but I thought it'd be pretty funny if: (All of these are from 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' by the way, but feel free to quote from any movie ) -When asked to sign anything (form, contract, etc.) you say, "What do you say to 3 shillings and we forget the name?" -If a boss/professor/teacher asks you to hand in your assignment, you say, "I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request." -Screaming across the court/field at the ref, "Curse you for breathin', ya slack-jawed idiot!" -A police car stops you and asks if you're aware that you've just broken the law. You respond with, "Laws are more what you'd call...guidelines instead of actual rules." -You're about to be arrested and before they slap the cuffs on you, you say, "Parlay!" -Ladies, to your boyfriend/husband while you're out shopping and about to go try on clothes in the dressing room: "Do us a favor...I know it's difficult for you...but please, stay here and try not to do anything...stupid." -You're underage and buying a drink in a bar. When you show the bartender your ID, he/she says they cannot serve alcohol to minors; you respond with, "I'm terribly sorry. If I see one, I will inform you immediately." -Someone asks you about your guy friend that's sitting next to you, say, "No one, he's no one. Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch." __________________ "Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire."

07-13-2006, 05:40 AM	#2
nlmcp An innocent bystander Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The mitten state Posts: 3,397	I'm amused. That's all that matters. __________________ I could go east, I could go west, it was all up to me to decide. Just then I saw a young hawk flyin' and my soul began to rise. ~Bob Seger

07-17-2006, 01:21 PM	#3
Caeryn23 FORT Newbie Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 44	From Ghostbusters: - If something goes wrong with an appliance: "Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."