Call me cynical and sick, but the protracted one that still sticks out in my mind was the teacher (?). My brother and I were watching this film and we were a little drunk, granted, but we couldn't stop laughing at this death. Wasn't she burned, stabbed, fell off something, bitten, had something fallen on her and hell, for all I know, had a grizzly bear come through the door and gnaw on her leg? It was ridiculous, rather than frightening, how she died, and my brother and I got a great laugh out of it.