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    The Blue Collar Comedy Tour- The Movie 01/10

    From Hollywood.com

    Synopsis: Recorded during the summer of 2002, the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" was filmed as a concert movie. It features the stage performances of the tour's four headliners: Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron White. Woven into the chronicle are behind-the-scenes sequences featuring all four performers.
    Cast and role:

    Jeff Foxworthy -- Himself
    Bill Engvall -- Himself
    Ron White -- Himself
    Larry the Cable Guy -- Himself

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    Anything where Jeff Foxworthy is doing stand-up might be good. I might rent it.

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    I can't picture who that is.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    He's the "You might be a redneck" guy.

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    Nope, never heard of him.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    You've never heard of Jeff Foxworthy? That's amazing.

    He does this whole "You might be a redneck if" routine...

    You might be a redneck if...

    You use your fishing license as a form of identification.

    You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

    Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.

    You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

    You go to family reunions to meet girls.

    Your secret family recipe is illegal.

    Your momma has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
    Or your momma knows what "IYAAYAS" means

    You were shooting pool when your kids were born.

    Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a coat and grabbing a flashlight.

    You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

    Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!

    You come back from the dump with more than you took.

    You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

    Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

    You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

    You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

    You've bathed with flea and tick soap.

    You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

    Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.

    You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.

    You took a fishing pole to Sea World.

    You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

    You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

    You have a rag for a gas cap.

    Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

    You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    You can spit without opening your mouth.

    You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

    Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

    You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.

    You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

    The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

    Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

    You thought the Unibomber was a wrestler.

    You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

    You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

    Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

    A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.

    You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

    You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"

    You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

    You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

    Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.

    The directions to your house includes the phrase "turn off the paved road".

    Your dog and wallet are both on a chain.

    Your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade.

    You mow the lawn and you find a car

    You divorce, remarry and DO NOT have to change your surname

    Or, you remarry three times and still have the same in-laws

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    You've never heard of Jeff Foxworthy? That's amazing.
    Red neck jokes don't really have much of an audience in England.
    I've probably seen him, but his name isn't familiar.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I just checked out his web site.
    Nope, never seen him in my life.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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