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    Movie "pants" lines

    This is really funny, take a memorable quote from a popular movie and replace only one word in the line with the word "pants". For example:

    "I find your lack of pants disturbing."--Darth Vader

    NOTE: Make sure to name either the movie or the character that the line comes from.
    If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda

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    "Go ahead - - make my pants!" - Dirty Harry

    Something tells me David Letterman would love this thread!
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    "You throw me the idol - I throw you the pants." - evil flunky to Indiana Jones
    You've gotta hustle if you want to earn a dollar. - Boston Rob

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    "One ring to rule them all and in the darkness pants them!" - LOTR

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    "I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board." - Princess Leia

    This is fun!
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    "I'm king of the pants!" - that guy on Titanic

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    Razzle frazzle - you one-upped me again, DrNick!

    Welcome to FORT, by the way!
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    Allright, since Star Wars has already been mentioned more than once, I give you this:

    "May the Pants be with you."

    Take that!
    You've gotta hustle if you want to earn a dollar. - Boston Rob

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    Well, this is probably inevitable...

    "Dude, where's my pants?"

    From the eponymous movie.

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    Welcome drnick!

    "I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Hannibal Lecter
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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