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    Courtesy and Goodwill Mantenna's Avatar
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    Okay, I'm on a Toy Story kick:

    Buzz: "I've set my pants from stun to kill!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantenna
    Okay, I'm on a Toy Story kick:

    Buzz: "I've set my pants from stun to kill!"
    That's hilarious!



    Incredible! One of the worst performances of my pants and they never doubted it for a second. (Ferris Bueller)

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    From AOTC

    Anakin: I'd much rather dream about Padme. Being around her is...intoxicating.
    Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your pants Anakin, they betray you.
    If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda

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    Oh realitycrazmom! That is now one of my 2 favorites.

    Perfect double entendre.

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    These are too funny! Last one from Toy Story--I promise.

    Woody: Aaaaah! This is the part where pants blow up!

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    Here are some "Return of the Pants" (Return of the King) ones. Not mine. From here.

    Frodo: The pants are growing darker.

    Theoden: I am happy for you. He wears honorable pants.
    Éowyn: You both wear honorable pants.

    Aragorn: It is but a shadow of my pants that you love.

    Gollum: All she gets is filthy pantses.
    Smeagol: And they doesn't taste very nice, does they Precious?

    Frodo: The last pants are for you, Sam.

    Gimli: The very warmth of my pants seems stole away.

    Gandalf: Your father's pants have turned to madness!

    Theoden: I go to my fathers in whose mighty pants, I shall not now feel ashamed.

    Gimli: Very useful in a tight spot, these pants, even if they are dead.

    Denethor: Much must be risked in pants.

    King of the Dead: Who enters my pants?

    Denethor: Peregrin, son of Paladin, I release you from my pants.

    Sam: It's this place! It's that Gollum! It's that thing around your pants!

    Merry: All my pants have gone to war! I would be ashamed to be left behind.

    Pippin: We have no songs fit for great halls...& evil pants.
    Denethor: And why should your songs be unfit for my pants?

    Sam: I heard it from his own pants. He means to murder us!

    Legolas: The stars are veiled. Something is stirring in the pants; a sleepless malice.

    Pippin: Denethor's gone mad! He's pantsing Faramir alive!

    Éowyn: Courage, Merry. Courage for our pants.

    Pippin: Are there any pants, Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam?
    Gandalf: There never were much pants. Just a fool's pants.

    Frodo: I need you on my pants.
    Sam: I'm on your pants Mr Frodo.
    Frodo: I know you are Sam.

    Elrond: I looked into your pants & I saw death
    Arwen: But there is also life!

    Sam: The Eye has moved. Something startled its pants.

    Witch King: Feast on his pants!

    Sam: You can't go walking around in Mordor in naught but your pants.

    Pippin: I offer you my pants such as it is, in payment of this debt.

    Witch King: Slay all in your pants.

    Eomer: I do not doubt his heart, only the reach of his pants.

    Sam: Don't go where my pants can't follow!

    Éowyn: What other pants would you have me do, my lord?

    Sam: Rosie Cotton, dancin'. There were ribbons in her pants.

    Pippin: So I imagine this is just a ceremonial position. I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting. Do they?
    Gandalf: You're in the pants of the steward now. You're going to have to do as you're told.

    Pippin: He asked for my pants; I didn't give them to him.

    Gandalf: Three days' ride, as the Nazgul flies, and you'd better hope we don't have one of those in our pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantenna
    "If you can't be pants, be an athletic supporter."

    Principal McGee - Grease

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    This has got to be the best thread on FORT!

    Well I surely don't intend to stand here in the middle a' main street and look at your dirty pants! - Bonnie and Clyde

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    I'm gonna make him pants he can't refuse - The Godfather

    There's no place like pants - Wizard of Oz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhora
    Oh realitycrazmom! That is now one of my 2 favorites.

    Perfect double entendre.
    Here's another double entendre from Phantom Menace:

    Anakin: "Jar-Jar, keep away from those energy binders, if your pants get caught, it'll go numb for hours."

    (emphasis added)
    If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda

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