"You don't know me, you don't love me and you sure as all damn don't want to marry me, so why don't you leave me the hell alone?" -- from "Shag"
"You don't know me, you don't love me and you sure as all damn don't want to marry me, so why don't you leave me the hell alone?" -- from "Shag"
It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins
From Saved!
There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
She's planting a pipe bomb?
Okay, two reasons.
I agree. that was a great movie.
Another from Big Fish:
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool."
~There is no way to Happiness. Happiness is the way.~
From Star Wars, A New Hope:
When Princess Leia is brought by Darth Vader to Grand Moff Tarkin she says, "I thought I recognized your foul stench when we came aboard this ship."
Everytime I go through a drive-thru, I think of Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon (the first one, I think) : "Ya know, you get f***ed in drive-thrus."
Getting lost will help you find yourself.
"Im just a girl..standing infront of a boy..asking him to love her.." (from the movie Notting Hill)
This is what I told my ex-boyfriend a long long time ago..I was sooo in love yet so naive then...I'll never forget that movie line..
"It's a hell of a thing killing a man" - Unforgiven
"Well it's you, your the Rocketman" - The Rock
From Spaceballs:
[sound of door being thrown open]
Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: What?
Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge Sir!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Sandurz: Yes sir.
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Sandurz: No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good.
"No, (Michael Bolton) was a good name until I turned 13 and that a**clown started winning grammy's"
"Why don't you just change your name to Mike"
"No way. Why should I have to change my name? He's the one who sucks."
Office Space
"I think you dislocated my vagina!"
The Hi-larious Wanda Sykes, Monster-In-Law.