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    Peter's Friends was a pretty funny movie - some quotes:

    Andrew: And what's all this then?
    Peter: It's called a pot-belly, Andrew. We have those in England, along with culture.
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    Peter: Oh, how can I put this delicately? It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business.
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    Carol: Thank you very much for dinner, Peter. I enjoyed watching it.
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    Carol: Do you have any Equal?
    Peter: I'm sorry, I'm famous for having no equal.
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    Andrew: I think adults are just children who owe money.
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    Andrew: She seems to exist on a diet of fresh air and bonking.
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    Peter: How long have you been married now?
    Andrew: Almost three years.
    Peter: Quite a long time for Hollywood, isn't it?
    Andrew: Yeah.
    Peter: Don't you get some kind of a plaque?
    Andrew: Yes. We stay together five years I get a free hair transplant and she gets a new set of breasts.
    Peter: What, so she'll have four?
    Andrew: Yes, but her agent gets one.
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    Last edited by Amanda; 05-06-2006 at 10:52 AM.

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    " I Hear nothing , not the sound of the city streets,, just the beat of my own heart"

    " I love New York in the fall,.......... I would send you a boquet of sharpened pencils."

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    Add me to the list of Steel Magnolias fans. It's a classic.

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    " Would you like a glass of tea? It's the house wine of the south"
    Steel Magnolias

    " Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket"
    Steel Magnolias

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    Steel Magnolias:

    Shelby: Pink is my signature color.

    Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.

    M'lynn (in reference to the pink and pink decorations at the wedding): The sanctuary looks like its been hosed down with Pepto Bismol.

    Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

    Truvy: I'm just screamin' at my husband; I can do that any time.

    Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

    Truvy: When it comes to pain and suffering, she's right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.

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    " I pick up every thing cept boys and money"

    " bleedin armodillo grooms cake hidden in the carport"

    " We went skinny dippin and then we did things that frighten fish"

    " lousiana Lawyers do well whether they want to or not!"

    " Whats the matter w/you M'lynn you got a reindeer up your butt?"

    "Boys, where's your father? In the bathroom, coffee kicked in"

    " If I don't have these birds gone in time for Shelbys reception, then I will have to deal with my wife and I make it a point to never deal with my wife!"

    "What should I do with my dog? Serve him on toast!"

    More Steel Magnolias!!!!!

    I can't even think about doing the funeral quotes because I will cry!

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    My favorite line in a movie is from The Shawshank Redemption:

    "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. "
    "George Oscar Bluth II, aka GOB, featured magician in the best selling videotape, "Girls With Low Self Esteem" invites you to enter his world.
    -- Arrested Development, Season III

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    *sigh* I love that movie Bill.

    My favourite line from SSR - "Maybe I just missed my friend"

    Here is another of my favourite lines. This time from Dogma.

    "It's not important WHAT you believe, but THAT you believe"
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Shawshank is full of 'em.

    "Wouldn't you know? Me and a few of my friends got selected for the job."
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    i'm late to the party, but wanted to add some lines that crack me up. sorry for the lewd nature of the comments... they just freakin' crack me UP!

    CLERKS

    dante to veronica: "Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!"

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    dante:"I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward f*ck on the planet, the goddam steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after f*cking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks."

    randal:"Thirty-seven."

    ...

    dante:"Things happened today, okay? Things that probably ruined my chances with Caitlin."

    randal:"What? The dead guy? She'll get over f*cking the dead guy. Sh*t, my mom's been f*cking a dead guy for thirty years; I call him Dad."

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    jay to dante:"Sh*t, my grandma used to say,"Which is better: a good plate with nothing on it..." No, wait. I f*cked up. She said "What's a good-looking plate with nothing on it?"

    dante::"Meaning?"

    jay:"I don't know. She was senile and sh*t. Used to piss herself all the time."

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    randal:"Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees. He said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership."

    dante:"Shocking abuse of authority."

    randal:"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule."
    Last edited by sher; 11-19-2002 at 04:36 PM.

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