Favorite Movie Lines - Page 5

Modesty · 11-18-2002, 01:36 PM

Peter's Friends was a pretty funny movie - some quotes:

Andrew: And what's all this then?
Peter: It's called a pot-belly, Andrew. We have those in England, along with culture.
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Peter: Oh, how can I put this delicately? It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business.
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Carol: Thank you very much for dinner, Peter. I enjoyed watching it.
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Carol: Do you have any Equal?
Peter: I'm sorry, I'm famous for having no equal.
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Andrew: I think adults are just children who owe money.
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Andrew: She seems to exist on a diet of fresh air and bonking.
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Peter: How long have you been married now?
Andrew: Almost three years.
Peter: Quite a long time for Hollywood, isn't it?
Andrew: Yeah.
Peter: Don't you get some kind of a plaque?
Andrew: Yes. We stay together five years I get a free hair transplant and she gets a new set of breasts.
Peter: What, so she'll have four?
Andrew: Yes, but her agent gets one.
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firegirl · 11-18-2002, 09:30 PM

" I Hear nothing , not the sound of the city streets,, just the beat of my own heart"

" I love New York in the fall,.......... I would send you a boquet of sharpened pencils."

You've got Mail

KylieGrant · 11-18-2002, 09:38 PM

Add me to the list of Steel Magnolias fans. It's a classic.

firegirl · 11-18-2002, 10:27 PM

" Would you like a glass of tea? It's the house wine of the south"
Steel Magnolias

" Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket"
Steel Magnolias

KylieGrant · 11-18-2002, 10:38 PM

Steel Magnolias:

Shelby: Pink is my signature color.

Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.

M'lynn (in reference to the pink and pink decorations at the wedding): The sanctuary looks like its been hosed down with Pepto Bismol.

Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

Truvy: I'm just screamin' at my husband; I can do that any time.

Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

Truvy: When it comes to pain and suffering, she's right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.

firegirl · 11-19-2002, 12:52 AM

" I pick up every thing cept boys and money"

" bleedin armodillo grooms cake hidden in the carport"

" We went skinny dippin and then we did things that frighten fish"

" lousiana Lawyers do well whether they want to or not!"

" Whats the matter w/you M'lynn you got a reindeer up your butt?"

"Boys, where's your father? In the bathroom, coffee kicked in"

" If I don't have these birds gone in time for Shelbys reception, then I will have to deal with my wife and I make it a point to never deal with my wife!"

"What should I do with my dog? Serve him on toast!"

More Steel Magnolias!!!!!

I can't even think about doing the funeral quotes because I will cry!

Bill · 11-19-2002, 02:13 PM

My favorite line in a movie is from The Shawshank Redemption:

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. "

Miss Filangi · 11-19-2002, 03:38 PM

*sigh* I love that movie Bill.

My favourite line from SSR - "Maybe I just missed my friend"

Here is another of my favourite lines. This time from Dogma.

"It's not important WHAT you believe, but THAT you believe"

Paulie · 11-19-2002, 03:41 PM

Shawshank is full of 'em.

"Wouldn't you know? Me and a few of my friends got selected for the job."

sher · 11-19-2002, 05:25 PM

i'm late to the party, but wanted to add some lines that crack me up. sorry for the lewd nature of the comments... they just freakin' crack me UP!

CLERKS

dante to veronica: "Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!"

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dante:"I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward f*ck on the planet, the goddam steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after f*cking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks."

randal:"Thirty-seven."

...

dante:"Things happened today, okay? Things that probably ruined my chances with Caitlin."

randal:"What? The dead guy? She'll get over f*cking the dead guy. Sh*t, my mom's been f*cking a dead guy for thirty years; I call him Dad."

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jay to dante:"Sh*t, my grandma used to say,"Which is better: a good plate with nothing on it..." No, wait. I f*cked up. She said "What's a good-looking plate with nothing on it?"

dante::"Meaning?"

jay:"I don't know. She was senile and sh*t. Used to piss herself all the time."

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randal:"Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees. He said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership."

dante:"Shocking abuse of authority."

randal:"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule."

11-18-2002, 01:36 PM	#41
Modesty Princess Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Wonderland Posts: 2,777	Peter's Friends was a pretty funny movie - some quotes: Andrew: And what's all this then? Peter: It's called a pot-belly, Andrew. We have those in England, along with culture. --------------------------------------------------- Peter: Oh, how can I put this delicately? It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business. --------------------------------------------------- Carol: Thank you very much for dinner, Peter. I enjoyed watching it. -------------------------------------------------- Carol: Do you have any Equal? Peter: I'm sorry, I'm famous for having no equal. --------------------------------------------------- Andrew: I think adults are just children who owe money. --------------------------------------------------- Andrew: She seems to exist on a diet of fresh air and bonking. --------------------------------------------------- Peter: How long have you been married now? Andrew: Almost three years. Peter: Quite a long time for Hollywood, isn't it? Andrew: Yeah. Peter: Don't you get some kind of a plaque? Andrew: Yes. We stay together five years I get a free hair transplant and she gets a new set of breasts. Peter: What, so she'll have four? Andrew: Yes, but her agent gets one. ---------------------------------------------------- Last edited by Amanda; 05-06-2006 at 11:52 AM.

11-19-2002, 02:13 PM	#47
Bill Starbucks stalking Mod Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: TiVoland Posts: 12,070	My favorite line in a movie is from The Shawshank Redemption: "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. " __________________ "George Oscar Bluth II, aka GOB, featured magician in the best selling videotape, "Girls With Low Self Esteem" invites you to enter his world. -- Arrested Development, Season III, You should be watching this show! Click here to donate or volunteer for the American Red Cross

11-19-2002, 03:38 PM	#48
Miss Filangi Evil Slash Crazy Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Looking for a place to happen Age: 35 Posts: 11,376	sigh I love that movie Bill. My favourite line from SSR - "Maybe I just missed my friend" Here is another of my favourite lines. This time from Dogma. "It's not important WHAT you believe, but THAT you believe" __________________ If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.

11-19-2002, 03:41 PM	#49
Paulie Sexy evil genius Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not the regular cabana boy Age: 38 Posts: 11,787	Shawshank is full of 'em. "Wouldn't you know? Me and a few of my friends got selected for the job." __________________ When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

11-19-2002, 05:25 PM	#50
sher hellooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: dallas, fer sure Age: 38 Posts: 8,551	i'm late to the party, but wanted to add some lines that crack me up. sorry for the lewd nature of the comments... they just freakin' crack me UP! CLERKS dante to veronica: "Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!" ================= dante:"I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fck on the planet, the goddam steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after fcking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks." randal:"Thirty-seven." ... dante:"Things happened today, okay? Things that probably ruined my chances with Caitlin." randal:"What? The dead guy? She'll get over fcking the dead guy. Sht, my mom's been fcking a dead guy for thirty years; I call him Dad." ======== jay to dante:"Sht, my grandma used to say,"Which is better: a good plate with nothing on it..." No, wait. I fcked up. She said "What's a good-looking plate with nothing on it?" dante::"Meaning?" jay:"I don't know. She was senile and sht. Used to piss herself all the time." ============= randal:"Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees. He said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership." dante:"Shocking abuse of authority." randal:"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule." Last edited by sher; 11-19-2002 at 05:36 PM.

11-18-2002, 09:30 PM	#42
firegirl FORT Fogey Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Waiting to watch the red carpet Age: 42 Posts: 3,007	" I Hear nothing , not the sound of the city streets,, just the beat of my own heart" " I love New York in the fall,.......... I would send you a boquet of sharpened pencils." You've got Mail

11-18-2002, 09:38 PM	#43
KylieGrant Ken's cookie! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NYC Age: 26 Posts: 2,353	Add me to the list of Steel Magnolias fans. It's a classic.

11-18-2002, 10:27 PM	#44
firegirl FORT Fogey Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Waiting to watch the red carpet Age: 42 Posts: 3,007	" Would you like a glass of tea? It's the house wine of the south" Steel Magnolias " Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket" Steel Magnolias

11-18-2002, 10:38 PM	#45
KylieGrant Ken's cookie! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NYC Age: 26 Posts: 2,353	Steel Magnolias: Shelby: Pink is my signature color. Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight. M'lynn (in reference to the pink and pink decorations at the wedding): The sanctuary looks like its been hosed down with Pepto Bismol. Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize. Truvy: I'm just screamin' at my husband; I can do that any time. Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me! Truvy: When it comes to pain and suffering, she's right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.

11-19-2002, 12:52 AM	#46
firegirl FORT Fogey Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Waiting to watch the red carpet Age: 42 Posts: 3,007	" I pick up every thing cept boys and money" " bleedin armodillo grooms cake hidden in the carport" " We went skinny dippin and then we did things that frighten fish" " lousiana Lawyers do well whether they want to or not!" " Whats the matter w/you M'lynn you got a reindeer up your butt?" "Boys, where's your father? In the bathroom, coffee kicked in" " If I don't have these birds gone in time for Shelbys reception, then I will have to deal with my wife and I make it a point to never deal with my wife!" "What should I do with my dog? Serve him on toast!" More Steel Magnolias!!!!! I can't even think about doing the funeral quotes because I will cry!