spegs, very funny.
As an unrelated point, the guy who let the general public pick his bride at some silly event at the Mall of America about 8 or 9 years ago is still married and has kids. The premise was that this guy was something of a dork and his friends came up with a contest to get him married off, as the guy agreed to marry whomever got picked. They put info about the guy in the local media, women who were interested interviewed to be finalists, the group of friends picked from the interested group about 5 finalists or so, then they had a big public party at the Mall of America where people voted on which one he should marry and then they did like 1 week later at the Mall. (There is a 7 day waiting period for marriage licenses here in MN.) They show up on the local news every once in a while, couple of kids, happy as clams.
Yup, weirder things have happened.