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    “Sucky punk weasel!!” – spegs
    Funny stuff spegs! I know it must be tough for you to watch this

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    Woo hoo!! Another absolutely brilliant recap, Spegsalicious! You grabbed my attention from the very title, and delivered yet another hilarious, witty, and generally tasty recap. All in a day's work for you, of course.

    You rawk!

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    Thanks for the great recap spegs! it's nice to share the show with someone else who really appreciates it!

    I love how on this episode the guys' true colors start to show through. Tate's mellowing out, Kevin O turns out to be pretty damn funny in addition to being immature, and Kevin P really got me with that "I'm a big mess" line! Meanwhile, Paulo is quickly turning out to be the poorly adjusted high strung crazy bitch of the group -- he's still easy on the eyes though.

    And my favorite Rob, is like, I'm gonna win this thing! Go you, you future bald gay guy!

    And of course I loved the ACTUAL tears that fell after the elimination. Such drama!

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    I've caught up with the show and I can finally comment on your hilarious recaps!
    Quote Originally Posted by spegs
    We begin this week with TyraMail Room Service Tray Mail. I’m glad to see that the suck-tastic poet from Survivor has found himself a part-time job with Bravo.

    The prize (on top of more seaweed) was a “really, really good” massage. So…was that Paulo’s prize, or was the masseuse being rewarded for something? Mmmm….Paulo.

    The official Manhunt Drinking Game is born: the men are asked to strip to their skivvies again. I predict not one episode will pass wherein someone is not made to strip. Even if the product being sold is a parka. Not that I’m complaining.

    I’ve experienced a waxing or two myself, and let me tell you boys, it’s not childbirth.

    Is anything said in a South African accent automatically sexy? Discuss.

    Seth is pleased with his pretty ringlets, and his eyes look truly gorgeous in the dark purple shadow. I am not pleased, however, with goofy eyebrow-pencil curly-mustache and goatee they draw on him; it looks exactly like the set I drew on my two-year-old when he was a devil for Halloween (terrible twos, devil…get it? Ha ha…ha).

    “Where’s the pixilation when I really need it?” - spegs

    Tate gets the standardized black stretchy briefs and a chain mail coat. He is the only one to refuse the changing screen; he drops trous with no fanfare. Thanks to the fact that Manhunt runs during the porn hours of the night, there is no fuzzy blob to protect my eyes. My retinas burn.

    Kev O. talks about the dream he had of being eliminated. (That’s odd—I dreamt of Manhunt last night, too…but it was a good dream…)

    Bruce thinks Jason is a good-looking guy, but it’s not translating onto the film. Yeah, it’s not making it through to my TV screen, either.
    Excellent recap Spegs, I look forward to the next one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spegs
    Manhunt 10-24 Recap: To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Marilyn Manson

    Intro? I don’t need no stinkin’ intro. (Besides, I get credit for having one that was three-times too long last time). Holy cow, can the rest of us use this???

    We begin this week with TyraMail Room Service Tray Mail.

    I’m glad to see that the suck-tastic poet from Survivor has found himself a part-time job with Bravo.

    “to relate to.” I’m not sure what he’s envisioning…Tampax?

    That is the last English we will hear from Masako.

    “Drink Mozuku to get healthy,” which sounds something like “Mozuku de gang ga nee nar RO!” in Japanese (okay, I’m not even close). Then the producers give him the universal signal for “chug it.”

    but he does manage to throw the seaweed back in the manner of a jello shooter.

    Jon’s eyes roll back in his head, and it looks like the seaweed is coming back. Seth does a great Scooby Do impression with the “na ROooooo” part, but it doesn’t look like he keeps his treat down.

    Mmmm…snickers.

    So…was that Paulo’s prize, or was the masseuse being rewarded for something? Mmmm….Paulo. Bravo provides us one measure of “bow chica bow bow” music. The massage is given in Paulo, Rob, and Maurice’s room, but Rob and Maurice don’t seem to enjoy watching it as much as I do.

    They will also have their nails painted, which has Tate giggling maniacally and clapping his hands like Shazzer’s toy monkey.

    “Oh my goodness,” he squeals like Alice in Wonderland on the rack.

    “Tate looks like Jesus.” – I’m don’t know who said this, but it sure wasn’t spegs

    Hunter is quite the little Gumby, easily folding at the waist as if for better under-the-bed storage.

    Is anything said in a South African accent automatically sexy? Discuss.

    So who’s bendy now, Hunter?

    Ah yes, kiltophobia. No doubt inspired by the 1967 horror classic, The Kilt That Emasculated New York.

    Ron is unhappy to have others touch his hair, because he is the sole inventor of The Tumbleweed ™, and no one else can do it.

    “Where’s the pixilation when I really need it?” - spegs

    My retinas burn.

    I don’t know if the photographer told him to pinch his nipple, or if that was his idea. Let’s move on….

    But he tries to emote toughness, because you sure don’t want to look like a pansy while you’re straddling a bondage bench.

    A cloud casts a dark shadow across the sun. Could that be….a foreshadow?

    (Well, that’s what he was doing in my dream. While Seth and Jon…er, let’s move on, shall we? This is already too long.)

    Hunter’s pic radiates a serial-killer rage that is smokin’ hot.

    He admits that Tate is mentally not there yet, and we get a flashback to previously in the day as Tate pees into a cup rather than find a bathroom.
    Holy mother of MOG!! This was beyond hilarious! You went to hilarious, you surpassed it, and zoomed right on up to the dazzling white light of brilliance! *clouds part and angels sing* So good to read, so much laughter, that there was pain. But the sweet good pain that the Manhunt boys experienced in this episode. OKay, no, but pain in my giggling stomach from my recently-overworked abs. *puffs in and out* Fwew. And ow. Ow ow ow.

    Oh my, unbelievably fabulous. You are sooo on fire, burning-hot with the word-smithy-ness. The title was wonderful, the jokes were zany, hilarious, and downright clever, and your descriptors were gold. Gold, gold, gold. If we stand next to you hopefully some will rub off. *rub, rub*

    Anyhow, you da woman. I could quote and quote and quote and quote...*cue Energizer bunny* Fantastic. Simply fantastic.
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    I wish I got Bravo.

    Darn.

    Your recaps rock.

    That pic of Matt with the star is ridiculous- he looks like Jerrica Benton's (of Jem & The Holograms) evil brother.
    And I sing sometimes like my life is at stake because you're only as loud as the noises you make.

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