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    Yoffy lifts a finger... fluff's Avatar
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    Melissa



    From the official site :

    Age: 24

    Hometown: Brighton, MA

    Which would you choose: A wealthy husband or a poor soul mate?
    I should have known all the wealthy soul mates were already taken!!! I choose a poor soul mate who is hunting for a better job!

    What three people would you combine to create your ideal mate?
    Sorry to disappoint you, but my answer does not include any big, beefy celebrities. I'm going to be more vague and answer with a professor (someone who is intelligent and can teach me new things), a comedian (someone who can make me laugh and values a bit of goofiness), and a masseuse (no explanation should be necessary for this one).

    If money weren't a concern, what would your ultimate luxury item be?
    Without a doubt, more time. I thought about saying a private jet, a big loft apartment, a nice car, or my own design studio... but nothing would beat being able to take some time off to actually enjoy life a little more.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    She was driving me crazy last night.

    She's too "hyper" for me.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    ok, it doesn't matter that money is not an option... you can't buy time. Yes, if you were disgustingly rich you wouldn't have to work, therefore you'd get more time, but I still think it was a stupid answer.
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    She was driving me crazy last night.
    Just calm down woman.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I liked the fact that she was hyper.
    Too much poise, given the sudden change in circumstances, I think hides the real person.

    HE on the other hand came off as a dud!!
    I don't think I want him defending me. Can he think on his feet?
    Or maybe he doesn't plan on being on his feet all that much.

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    Melissa reminds me of Liz on Bachelor 3. She needs to take a Valium and slow down. Geez, she acts like a 13-year old at her first boy/girl party!

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    Yep, she was just too much for me.
    I wanted someone to hand her a paper bag to breathe into.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    You pegged it perfectly! TOTAL Liz!
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    . caaaaaaaaalllllllllllm doooooooooowwwwwwwwwn.

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    Heheh! This is hilarious reading everyone's impression of Melissa... I grew up with her in high school, so I'm getting a kick out of reading all of these. She definitely has her spastic moments, that's for sure, but I'm rooting for her...

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