@ 'stalker eyes' and 'granola' - and since you started here's my completely shallow opinion:
Ali - hate the pigtails. stop trying to be cute. always a good idea to put on a little makeup when you're having your picture taken for a media release.
Andrea - looks like a stripper.
Beth - uhhh fix your hair sweetie.
Heather - I can't see past that awful hair. Next.
Jamie - yeah ok. can't find anything wrong with her.
Johanna - already been over this one.
Lauren - 24? she looks 34. reminds me of Zhora from Joe Millionaire a little bit.
Leslie - I haven't seen those headbands since 1994. I hate Florida reality stars in general. Next.
Melayne - what's her name? is it MEL-anie or is it ME-Laney or ME-Lane? I hate when people get cutesy with their names. Newsboy hats are so 2 years ago. :rolleyes
Melody - horrible dye job and texas. And she's 22? What??? slight bonus for having the same job as me.
Meredith - She does look sorta like Colleen..but the last reality girl named meredith stole the man I'm supposed to marry, so gotta hate her.
Monica - uhhh no.
PJ - Next.
Rachel - cute...and I think she's the one every one ends up hating - bonus points for that.
Rebekah - gotta love bartenders from west palm beach. finally...I've got a favorite.
Tiniesha - cute...sorta vanessa williams-ish.