Erin: So....I guess what I'm trying to say....in the end (dramatic pause, eye squint, mouth scrunch)...is that I'm choosing you, Chad/Wade!
Chad/Wade: Awww, wow, that's really....flattering. You're just really great, and it's been great getting to know you better, and explore that genuine connection that has been there between us...(dramatic pause)...BUT...
Erin: (mouth scrunch, eye squint)
Chad/Wade: But..I guess... well, I have to tell you, Erin, that Wade/Chad and I have had a lot more time together than you and I have...
Erin: (mouth scrunch)
Chad/Wade: And...well...he and I just really established a really awesome connection, that is just so, well, genuine...and there's this real chemistry and everything...so I have to tell you, Erin, that I'm picking him. He and I have agreed to split the million. So, see ya!
Erin: (eye squint, mouth scrunch, foot stomp)
(Just the workings of a mind that had waayyy too much opportunity to wander during commute time today...sorry guys. No disrespect meant to any of the three stars of the above drama. I'm actually a huge fan of Wade's (especially, so charming) and Chad's!