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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine
    so glad you have returned. Personally I prefer the caveman routine to the sensitive and empathetic reality show contestant.
    It's the sensitive and empathetic part that is a routine

    To thine own prehistoric self be true!
    For the fully aware, optimism is a revolutionary act.
    For everyone else, there's bitching and moaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brockdrywall
    It's the sensitive and empathetic part that is a routine

    To thine own prehistoric self be true!


    Woogie is going to be a very happy girl when she wakes up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brockdrywall
    And I thought y'all loved me for my mind!

    Drool away, if you must: http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=15309
    Oh. My. God. I haven't checked on this thread for a while -- sorry, but the show's so frickin' boring. Anyway, if I'd known that the funniest writer on this board was one of the bachelors I'd have watched more faithfully.
    So answer me this, why do the producers edit out the interesting stuff -- people's personalities -- and beef up the lame, forced "romance"?
    "If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." — Will Rogers

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    Quote Originally Posted by candor
    Oh. My. God. I haven't checked on this thread for a while -- sorry, but the show's so frickin' boring. Anyway, if I'd known that the funniest writer on this board was one of the bachelors I'd have watched more faithfully.
    So answer me this, why do the producers edit out the interesting stuff -- people's personalities -- and beef up the lame, forced "romance"?
    The romance is what fits the story line... snarky comments (and trust me, I was NOT the only wise-ass on the show... on the funny scale, Dan and Paul in particular as to me as Chris Rock is to Jay Leno) and camraderie amongst the guys doesn't fit what they had in mind. They want competition, angst, heartbreak and telenovela sh*t. This is why the pieces you see are so carefully selected, and why I have been specifically reminded by lawyers that my contract clearly states that every time I reveal anything from production that did not make it to broadcast, I am liable for $1 million in damages (presumably, they would not accept a 40 year payment plan for said fines .

    I figure at this rate, I'm about $10 billion in the hole, and all those offers I've been getting for gay porn probably aren't gonna foot the bill (I have the same agent as Joey Tribiani...
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    Sean and Brock are one and the same?! Cripes, that'll teach me not to go on vacation. I miss all the breaking news!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brockdrywall
    The romance is what fits the story line... snarky comments (and trust me, I was NOT the only wise-ass on the show... on the funny scale, Dan and Paul in particular as to me as Chris Rock is to Jay Leno) and camraderie amongst the guys doesn't fit what they had in mind.
    Imagine if the inventors at 3M had been reality show producers. We wouldn't have Post-It notes.
    I'd sit through six hours of the fake romance if they included banter between smart, funny guys -- a non-celebrity Dinner For Five.
    Instead it's these obvious voiceovers that describe scene-for-scene (I guess a picture's not worth as much as we thought) the dull dates with a seemingly dull woman.
    I assume your contract prohibits you from writing a tell-all? Now that would be interesting.
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    Moving this into the appropriate thread

    Quote Originally Posted by From the Erin is Worth Thread
    Um... I have a feeling NBC is more than happy they parted ways with me long ago

    Hello Hand. My name is Brock. Thanks for feeding me for a short time. Now prepare to be bitten.
    , Sean. You really make me laugh.

    Speaking of which, I notice your blog is looking pretty bare these days. What happened there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brockdrywall
    The romance is what fits the story line... snarky comments (and trust me, I was NOT the only wise-ass on the show... on the funny scale, Dan and Paul in particular as to me as Chris Rock is to Jay Leno) and camraderie amongst the guys doesn't fit what they had in mind.
    Yes, I heard that the guys had a good time with lots of laughs and that they pretty much cut the fun stuff out!

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    by the way, Smileyjody to the FORT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpkin
    by the way, Smileyjody to the FORT!

    Thank you! Got to go and watch FLOM2! Ciao!

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