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Yesthey'rereal Dogeye, what can I say to make you feel better? Let me try.
Paige is the BEST! Rob was a FOOl. He doesn't realize that true love was right within his grasp and he let it slip away. He should have grabbed Paige by her silky-white trembling shoulders, looked deeply into her soul (which everyone knows is visible through the ocular orbits), muttered a cry of surrender under his breath (something to the effect of "You drive me crazy," or "You mesmerize me,"), then kissed her quivering lips in his best hungry, bruising, passionate fashion. Paige's knees would have then buckled, Rob would have enfolded her into his strong, lean, muscular arms, placed her onto his frisky steed (that's a horse, you know), and galloped off into the sunset, leaving the NBC production crew as well as millions of television viewing audience members wiping their moist eyes and saying, in unison, .... "Ahhhhhh, that's so sweet!"
Don't let the FORT meanies get you down. You're correct, they're all sewer rats. Don't ever let your romantic visions and happy, idealisms become jaded by people who are negative.
By the way, NBC is looking for females to star in their next reality TV show. It's about a homeless, alcoholic, uneduated, abusive, toothless, obese old man who is searching for a combo makeover, career and wife, but he must win the heart first of a young, nubile woman who is willing to see past his faults and into his fine, pure heart. Would you be interested?