Rob Campos Official Website

[Sepialove]

Originally posted by enygma
I'd like to know how he went from a two bit immigration lawyer , to criminal defense so quickly...

Hmm. maybe to represent himself in court?..hehehehehe (im so bad)

**Edited to move certain content to another section...leave me alone..Im new at this..lol **

[katebeth]

Anyone notice Rob's new store? No more HoneyBabyHoney stuff... now all cheap ambance chaser crapola.

Also, if you are serious about hosting a rob message board... go to www.ezboard.com

[brockdrywall]

Sweet Jesus. He's selling lighters. And making up idiotic quotes to falsely attribute to the 5th amendment.

Why won't the hellhole that belched him up from the bowels of the earth swallow him up again!?! What did you do to offend the vengeful and angry gods that they would inflict this upon our defenseless earth!!!?!?!?!

[genericwife]

Five American Dollars for a disposable Bic lighter??? Five American Dollars for shipping??? OMG!

[fluff]

Did you ever see a really incredibly handsome guy...I mean so impossibly handsome that when you looked at him your knees went weak...then as soon as he opens his mouth he's ugly? Or as soon as you find negative things out about him he's just not cute anymore; it's like you're looking at an Alfred E. Neuman all of a sudden?

Don't you hate when that happens?

AND THAT HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO @ the greasiness~!

Yes I do hate it,it's just all kinds of wrong when that happens.

Oh and the greasiness, yep, it's gross.
I get there's a film on the hot tub after every use.

[fluff]

Oh yeah, that is just what I want. His name on my panties. :rolleyes

Better his name than his hands.

[brockdrywall]

Can we assume since Rob is shilling lighters that he did not win the annuity?

[genericwife]

I wonder when the "Official Rob Campos Do It Yourself Divorce Kit" will be for sale on his site. He could offer the "Official Rob Campos Do It Yourself Will Kit" and "Official Rob Campos Do It Yourself Bankruptcy Kit" as well. Let's not forget the ""Official Rob Campos Get Out of Jail Free" cards.

[eny]

The Rob Campos
"Make yourself into an important sounding member of the Bar ",

(when you've really been kicked out of every place you've ever worked.)

Also he might identify those with the Rob Panties as free to grope at any time...

[John]

I'm waiting for lighter #2 in the series:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that if you need a lawyer, Rob Campos is your man." - Dec. Of Ind.