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Thread: Finale Recap: Fuzzy Nipples, Fuzzy Feelings, and Pimpin'

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    Rude and Abrasive Texicana's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    The date concludes with Mika sayin’ “good-bye, sexy little daddio.”
    Did she really really say that? Great job, Shazzy!
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    Shazzer this recap was great....so much better than the show....fox appears to have spared no expense filming this and you captured every cheapness so well....

    I can't say I want to watch another episode of this...I got dizzy after the first two....but another re-cap would be funny....

    Bravo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texicana
    Did she really really say that? Great job, Shazzy!
    She did, Texie.

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    Why am I suddenly singing the old Don Ho classic Tiny Bubbles....just using some of the words in the title of this re-cap...yes this show did mess my mind up big time....

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    Hilarious Shazzer. To echo everyone else - you're recap was better than the show!
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    Well, Shazz, as you know, I didn't watch a moment of the show, but loved your recaps! This was even better than the first

    I don't even know where to start with out quoting the whole thing, it was hilarious! Good job! Loved the Rob Schneider reference

    Oh and by the way, if anyone feels like giving me a two-carat diamond ring just for being a great person, bring it on.
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    Thanks for more magical FORT support, peeps.

    JR.... *whips squeegee out of back pocket* Viola! It's big enough for the whole thread! *weee eee ooo* <-------sound of squeegee

    OTS on the ring. I don't know how you go about wearing a huge-ass diamond that isn't an engagement ring...but I'd be willing to find out.

    And museumguy, after you said that about Tiny bubbles, I couldn't get that song out of my head.
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    Shazzer: imagine fighting the urge to sing the song using the words "fuzzy nipples..." while at work.....and you have my prediciament....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer

    Glen only has one bouquet left, and Dani steps in to lie and say how this is all going to be very excruciating for the ladies.

    So, is Dani trying to be Robochris?

    Great job, Shaz!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    Over dinner footage, Glen says that Zoe’s not just a gorgeous woman...but she also has a southern accent. I don’t know why I’m telling you all this, it’s just that I wasn’t expecting the second half of the sentence to go that route. I was expecting, “she’s also really nice,” or “she’s so funny” but not that she also has an accent. Okay. It's like saying: Zoe's not just a gorgeous woman...but she also wears shoes.
    OMG, Shazzer, this made me
    Glen surprises us all and picks the diamonds.com guy!
    At least that would have been exciting...

    Super job recapping the single worst show I've ever watching in the history of television. Very Very nice!

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